Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I hope it's not one of those infernal boxes with a crank on one side that you expect me to turn until-BIG SURPRISE-a jack pops out, and you laugh, and the kids laugh, and the fat man laughs, and I die a little inside."

• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• One word that will make others laugh
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• laugh out loud, lose a finger
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• A tentative laugh, she expected to be interrupted
• She looks at me and she laughs
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
• Those people who laugh too loudly
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• One last time, to dance me out of your heart
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• They All Laughed
• Kids (Three Different Ones)
• The Last Laugh
• LAUGH OUR FLOPPY SUNHATS OFF
• one kid against the fence, scuffed shoes, probably a trumpet case at his feet
• Lisa's Last Laugh
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• Helene Cixons's Laugh of the Medusa
• Turn me on, Dead Man
• The ones who are happy to survive are inside, partying. The ones who strive for evolution are outside, alone, seething with contempt, working through the night.
• And occasional belly laughs
• one man's summer is another woman's winter
• Laugh when threatened
• Results of an audit of one and two thirds boxes of Sweethearts
• Sins of the Fathers : Hope (one)
• Inside us all is a little person we are dying to let out
• Trivial Pursuit, the battle of the sexes, and one very smart little cookie
• Your clumsy propaganda only makes us laugh
• How do you make God laugh?
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• laugh
• Courtesy Laugh
• Collecting cardboard boxes, so one day, you can build a castle
• Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In
• A Tandy, a BASIC disk, and one bored kid
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• One should expect as much from a machine
• Watching Karen laugh
• The Old Guard of British Comedy Gets the Last Laugh
• Laugh maniacally, because I can't bear to see you cry
• Hello, Little One
• Do Not Worry Little One
• We woke up one morning and fell a little further down
• Gods Laugh
• "I'm sure your song is beautiful," she laughed
• Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
• One man's trash is another man's treasure
• One Dimensional Man
• One man's trash
• So, which one of you is the man?
• one man band
• corporate laugh
• laugh in the sun
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• Don't Laugh
• Laugh at yourself before others do
• Nature laughs at the difficulties of integration
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• AFI's 100 Years... 100 Laughs
• It was a pauper's laugh. It was what I could afford.
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
• he who sits in the heavens shall laugh
• awkward sex, lit by the television, seemingly choreographed to the laugh track
• Me and the Fat Man
• One Got Fat
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• We live for the one, we die for the one
• he would have laughed
• The Joker Laughs (user)
• I walked for a thousand miles to hear her laugh, then serenaded her in a field of fireflies.
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• Goodbye, my little one 2
• Little boy every man has hiding inside of him
• watching headlights roll by, maybe you noticed one, swept by a little too slow
• dip me in the water red, and unclothe me from inside and out
• Goodbye, my little one
• Decrying political correctness without an understanding of its causes and intended consequences is little more than racism muttered under one's breath
• One Fat Englishman
• Laughter reaction to acting abusively
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• the one armed man (user)
• One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind
• Turn the dark cloud inside out
• A genocide begins with the killing of one man
• A Year at the Movies: One Man's Filmgoing Odyssey
• In the land of the blind, the man with one eye is king
• OMAC, the One Man Army Corps
• John 3:16 was said to one man, at night
• Your Little One (user)
• The Punk Meets the Godfather, Part One: Do My Converse look okay? And other preconceptions by a hippie kid
• The faith of one man
• How one man could control the Senate
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• laugh track
• laugh riot
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• The Demiurge's Laugh
• I laughed until my limbic system exploded...then got very scared
• I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
• The Man with One Red Shoe
• Fun for 2 years as a little kid, school for 16 or 20 years, then work until you die.
• It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
• post-laugh noises
• We laugh so we won't cry
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• This exact place where we laughed so much and the way you said my name will echo always in my brain
• In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
• I want to napalm an area the size of Kansas and laugh at the inadequacy of the word "immolate"
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• you are magic trapped in a laugh
• Conspiracy theorists are fun to point at and laugh
• Don't Laugh (I Love You)
• Am I demanding because I want to see you play Dance Dance Revolution and laugh at you?
• Zen morning laugh
• Koockard (how the kookaburras got their laugh)
• laugh (user)
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• cheap laugh
• I expected to die by fire. It didn't occur to me that I might drown instead.
• we will laugh as your buildings crumble, we will dance as your cities burn
• Love laughs at locksmiths
• Nothing is too serious to laugh at
• The boss' machine is always the one to die first.
• And then God laughed like Hell
• The Heckling Laugh of a Boy with No Arms and No Heart
• belly laugh
• Dave the Laugh (user)
• Our children will laugh at the names of our over-the-counter medicines
• We laughed like a cartoon circus train
• The hope that one of us would learn to swim
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• You've let your laugh grow stale
• I tried to laugh but my photocells were cold from the night
• The dead laugh among the dead
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• One last desperate hope
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• the little moose that tears me up inside
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
• Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
• all the poison pearls would laugh
• Well, I guess I know enough to turn you inside out, old gal, you sockdologizing old man-trap!
• Dammit, can you see why his laugh is gonna get us subpoenaed
• Are you forever, little one
• One Little Spark
• Giant Little Ones
• The Good Ones From Inside
• And Then Nothing Turned Itself Inside Out
• Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.
• The Nome King Laughs
• One Tin Soldier
• One man went to mow
• Man with one leg shoe dream man
• Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 11: Where Are you Going, My Little One?
• One man can make a difference
• One small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind
• One Man Army
• unknowing actors in an earthquake movie where there is only an earthquake inside of one person.
• The Madcap Laughs

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