Findings:
- The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
- If you loved her, you'd be home by now
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
- Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
- All hardware should be emulated in software
- if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
- The way the music industry SHOULD be
- What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
- I met her today, the girl I used to be
- I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
- I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
- I cannot be touched by any of this madness
- Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
- If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
- Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
- Or at least it used to be
- You Should Be Sober
- Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
- Should anyone be allowed to vote?
- School-age teenagers should be given compulsory spelling and grammar lessons
- Who should be weighed with the inconvenient burden of staying
- This node should be filled with renga!
- Should I be happy?
- for now this is the best that can be done
- Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
- My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
- Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
- The increase of entropy ain't what it used to be
- What is and what should never be
- Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
- Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
- Farmers' Market
- The IRT That Used To Be
- Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
- One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
- Abbey Road should never be played on random
- It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
- Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
- What it's like to be raided by the FBI
- Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
- Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
- What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- I Should Be Allowed To Think
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- you are likely to be eaten by a grue
- Your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device
- How Should A Person Be?
- This node should be filled with haiku!
- And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
- You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
- I want to be abducted by aliens
- Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
- Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
- Love should not be routine habitual bliss
- I should be able to remember your face
- Should high school be mandatory?
- Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
- Don't be seduced by the taco bar
- Life should be held in much higher regard
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
- Laundry should be free
- Nostalgia ain't what it used to be
- Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
- There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- The MTA That Used To Be
- The IND That Used To Be
- It should not be this complicated
- No threat should be taken lightly
- The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
- Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
- Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing.
- Candles should be burned, not dusted
- This node should be filled with bees!
- You used to be a substantial woman
- Things never were what they used to be
- Should copyright laws be revised?
- Chalant should be a word!
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
- I used to be bulimic
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- We used to be more in sync
- The back of the cereal box isn't what it used to be
- It is not good that the man should be alone
- titles should be approached laterally
- Should it be easier to secure convictions for rape?
- Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
- Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
- Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
- This node should be filled with tanka!
- This node should be filled with sonnets!
- History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
- It's not obvious why this should be obvious
- This node should be filled with waka!
- As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
- Why potheads should be eliminated
- Children should be seen and not heard
- we used to be punk
- The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
- Automobile tire pressure
- Each thing she learned became part of herself, to be used over and over in new adventures
- Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
- lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
- Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
- Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
- car fog lamps should be coin-operated
- I should be running in the sunshine
- Should I be sorry?
- Daylight Savings Time should be ended
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- I used to be a constitutional literalist.
- Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
- not as funny as it used to be
- Food should not be luminous
- Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
- Names that should never be given to important files
- Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
- People in prison should be treated like animals
- Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
- Things every child should be taught
- Funerals should be a celebration
- In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
- On the Criteria To Be Used in Decomposing Systems into Modules
- Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
- Be Here Now
- Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
- World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
- I used to be racist
- The Lines That Used To Be
- Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
- The BMT That Used To Be
- Father, can I be the dawn now?
- Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
- why you should never be a referee
- If you lived here, you'd be home now
- Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
- I used to be that girl.
- Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
- What engineering textbooks should be like
- throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
- Dogs can be used for detecting mold in houses
- There is a space between your shoulders where your wings used to be
- Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
- Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
- If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
- I used to be a carpenter
- Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
- AI should be our top priority.
- Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
- Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
- Romantic as in 19th century German aesthetics, not what mommy says daddy used to be.
- Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
- To be hoist by one's own petard
- The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
- Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
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