Findings:
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- I'm All You Can Think About
- she seems bored with me after all this time
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- I've forgotten how
- Interesting fruits I've known
- My Dog Thinks I'm Unpatriotic
- Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
- Reality and Never-Never Land: All in the Family versus The Cosby Show
- I will love them all even after they are long gone
- how life is all about loving and being loved
- Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
- reality is always ready to teach us about how our ideas are wrong
- i'm feeling very small and very large all at once
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- I think I've forgiven her
- I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- How I almost got shot all up full of holes
- all you have to do is think and they'll grow
- How it all began
- Amish quilters aren't arrogant after all, I reckon
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
- How did we survive this long if we're all selfish?
- i've heard that's how they did it in ancient egypt
- Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
- They think I'm a god
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- How mages discovered the scientific method
- After years of research, I have discovered a transcendentally delectable dessert
- Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
- You Think I'm Psycho Don't You Mama
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
- How the Petting Zoo eventually destroyed us all
- How I invented Anna and made her a character in all my stories
- How to dry off after taking a shower
- One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
- How to get a drink named after you
- How to Remove Your Bookmarks (all of them, and with Python)
- A salted moment of memories smudged across my face, and I’ve already forgiven her. It’s all over now
- A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
- How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
- the words I'm after
- How my wife discovered my homosexuality
- do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
- this is how i'm going to die.
- I'm a consumer whore... And how!
- we think we're so great. this is all just more history
- Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
- I think I'm in Love with Everything
- It's hard to go back to reality after 10 hours of coding
- "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
- I'm not what you think
- I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
- I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
- maybe everything will work out after all
- I think I'm finally ready for an everything2 account
- The most interesting job I've ever had
- After the flood all the colors came out
- They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
- And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
- How to stay up all night if you've been up all day
- after all these years
- sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
- Five minutes after falling off the cliff, I realized how high it really was
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- Kids that age think they know it all
- Do men think about sex all day long?
- I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
- I'M SICK OF ALL YOUR RULES (document)
- I'm not exactly in the mood for Mozart and all that kind of goings-on
- Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
- I've got to get away from all this escapism
- Human After All
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
- They think it's all over
- It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
- We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
- I'm lazy. It's all I know.
- Abandon all hope ye who enter here: Symbols of State-controlled reality in Orwell's 1984
- Flesh and blood after all: part 3
- we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
- How the scientists discovered magic
- How to Become a Fruitarian 3
- Realizations about reality found after sufficient higher education
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- How Kissing Was Discovered
- You see what they've done to you? You see how you're really hiding, in all that light?
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- How To Think About God
- I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
- I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- How I Discovered The Secret Bus Schedules
- How to check if someone has been through it all
- sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
- How did you get everyone to think that you were depressed?
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- after all white horses are in bed
- Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
- After all, who looks at the sky anymore?
- 'I'm crushing your head!' error appears after leaving open a pop-up slider
- My cats think I'm a God
- I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
- My mom thinks I'm a satanist
- I think I'm turning into a guy
- I think I'm getting distracted again
- Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
- My life, Jim, and how I've lived it
- "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
- Flesh and blood after all: part 2
- you think i'm confused? you're not confused enough.
- There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- Reality is more interesting
- I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
- I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
- Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
- I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
- Flesh and blood after all: a story in pieces
- We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
- After the torchlight red on sweaty faces
- What will occur the day after Windows NT becomes open source
- After Dark
- I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
- Twenty Years After
- After damp
- Tomorrow is the day after I wake up
- After Great Pain a Formal Feeling Comes
- Sending home Japanese Canadians after WWII
- morning after sheets
- After Effects
- The first five minutes after I wake up
- like mushrooms after a warm April rain
- Clean up after the Baby Boomers
- After Apple-Picking
- Double space after a period at the end of a sentence
- After Auschwitz
- People with programming languages named after them
- After love
- Why a stolen car is never the same after it's recovered
- After a six-month diet of blues and greys I was back to white. I was an empty plate.
- After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
- Always after Barnes and Noble
- chasing after foolish entanglements
- In the light - After Midnight
- And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
- In the Coffee Shop after Paradise
- The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
- The Day After Christmas, or Santa's Workshop, Inc.
- Oh, did you learn to play chess after YOU dropped a barbell on your head, too?
- First Observation After a Nap
- You Never Wash Up After Yourself
- The silence after someone leaves
- I Before E Except After C
- On an airplane from Birmingham to Salt Lake City, after Christmas with family
- One problem with being born really soon after Christmas
- Morning After Pill
- Why you shouldn't smoke immediately after surgery
- Like as a huntsman after weary chase
- The summer after high school
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