Findings:
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- Know your pets
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- I would have killed for a sexual thought
- two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- I would have cooled this if you had written it
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
- We have had enough of your beige
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- I have had enough of Survivor
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- We are the people we have been waiting for.
- Animals people have sex with
- Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
- If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
- Using a command line
- People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
- We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
- If you were team captain in a pick-up game of baseball and had Jesus Christ on your team, what position would you play him?
- if you have had your midnights
- How could you ever have enough?
- Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
- some people are so poor, all they have is money
- I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
- People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
- Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
- If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
- Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- People have fucked up before
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- Yes, I have a thousand tongues
- This land does not have three hundred taels of silver!
- If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
- Type A blood
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- he would have laughed
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
- Bernie would have won
- These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
- I would kill my mother
- Guns don't kill people; people kill people
- I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
- I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions
- Questions I have had today
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- That Would Be Enough
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- Close Enough to Kill
- the bullet that killed the poet
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- if music was a woman you would have a mistress
- Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
- I never thought I'd have something to say
- The five people you must have in your life at all times
- Skinny people have it bad, too
- How to "Have People"
- I have this problem with saying "no" to people
- You stole what they would have given you
- Time Enough For Bullets
- Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
- If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
- Khaled Islambouli
- The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- Dreamy things people have said to me
- I Thought I Had Enough
- I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
- worse things have happened to better people
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- he would have cried
- My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- the world is messy. good people have flaws.
- Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- I must have called a thousand times
- Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
- Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
- The only reason I'd forget my apartment is if I wanted to invite people over
- When you kill people they die
- Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
- I never dreamed I'd need so many people
- The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- People are not wearing enough hats
- If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
- Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
- if you had it as an option, would you take it?
- What kind of year have YOU had?
- If I had the nerve, I would ask you
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- I had forgotten the bear's name, and could not find my way home to the Thousand Acre wood
- If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- Survival isn't good enough, you have to live
- I could take this in doses large enough to kill
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
- Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
- Astro City #5
- If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- People want what they cannot have
- I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- Strange things homeless people have said to me
- We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
- If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
- I would like to have emotions
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- What pornos would have us believe
- Of course, first you have to kill him
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- If I were your boss, I'd have fired you
- A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
- A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
- Dead people I have known
- They have taken enough
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- you would have been
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- Large enough I had to count it in stones
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- Dead people I have known in the Biblical sense
- The rather religious attitude certain people have towards food
- Have we done enough to be saved?
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
- Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
- You have not enough wood to burn chance, which rules the world.
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
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