Findings:

• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Frontiers are not easy, nor are they meant to be
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• There are times when they seem to be right
• They shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could forget her
• The Way It's Meant To Be Played
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• They be killin' some hog over thar'.....
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• Sounds That Can't Be Made
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• My father's secret life was never meant to be secret
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Foods which can be eaten raw
• Wouldn't It Be Nice
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Things never were what they used to be
• Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Youth is made to be misspent
• They will not be named!
• Questions I wouldn't be afraid of
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• They will be lucky for you. Allah favors the compassionate.
• What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
• It's a sword. They're not meant to be safe
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• They knew what our pain would be.
• I wouldn't be.
• play dumb
• Automobile tire pressure
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• I wouldn't be caught dead
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• I wouldn't be here if my judgement wasn't clouded
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
• They Might Be Giants
• The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• When you know things are just meant to be
• taters haster be peelt an' boilt fore they kin be masht an' et
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• Without users, this wouldn't be a problem
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• Speed limits were made to be broken
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• You are a weaponsmith in an open field. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
• Spared the sight of what you wouldn't be the same if you had seen.
• To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• We must remember them or they cease to be.
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• The Ten Commandments revised
• things that are wrong may yet be made right
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• you are likely to be eaten by a grue
• Animals which may be immortal
• Sometimes I am embarrassed to be Christian
• pretend to be an idiot all the time
• How to be anonymous
• Damn it feels good to be a nurturing male
• it'll be on the test
• Want to be a lawyer?
• Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
• Must be a lesbian
• Born to be Wild
• Be different, just like everyone else
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• What does it mean to be religious?
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Trying to be weird is not enough
• I wanna be your toothbrush holder
• To be at loggerheads
• Chant and be Happy
• It'd be nice to be a sex symbol
• Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
• Never be without remembrance of Him
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
• The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• No one can be totally logical
• How to be a good motorcycle passenger
• Aspects of American society that may be new to you
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• good reasons to be content
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• The best kind of bartender
• be seeing you
• To God Be the Glory
• the powers that be
• This poem can be put off no longer
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• On the Criteria To Be Used in Decomposing Systems into Modules
• Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
• Will I be given that chance?
• Be Here Now
• I'm going to be a Dad
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• If it's "natural," why must it be learned?
• Be a model or just look like one
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• Birds are not to be allowed to die here
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• i've lost the ability to be truly bored
• Lessons to be learned from Napster
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• All we need is just to be
• Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
• Trying desperately to be cool
• Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• Shouldn't we be praying to Satan?
• Claiming to be a lesbian
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• How to be invisible
• You're too young to be so old
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• well, I'll be jiggered
• Any song can be a love song
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• Be careful what you wish for
• Why it is so hard to be yourself
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• The node that tried too hard to be loved
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may die
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• Why I sometimes think I must be insane
• begging to be loved
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people

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