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• will my heart be there, where I left it so long ago?
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
• There Will Be Blood
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• Who Will Be There
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• There Will Be Pieces of You
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• there will be a last
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• On the comet there will be much pie
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• There's a fine line between feeling a will to live and feeling a fear of death. Sometimes they can both lead you down the same path.
• If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• There will never be another you
• all the cute guys will be there
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• There will be time
• There will be no more stories to read
• In the spark of an enemy, there will be salvation
• The houses there are nice, although the mosquitoes will eat you alive.
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• It will never be just you
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• You will be assimilated
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• The revolution will not be televised
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• Marks which will never be broken
• Together, we will be the oil drifts under the sea during the next incarnation of civilization
• The Revolution will be televised
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• What life after death will really be like
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• Someday, I will be strong
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• They will not be named!
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• Squids will be Squids
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• I will always be in the details
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• Everything will be alright
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• I will be light
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• This love will be your downfall.
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• The revolution will not be webcast
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• The end will be a sellout
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• You never think it will be the ducks
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• If murder is outlawed, only outlaws will be murderers
• I will be silent as I wait
• eventually today will be bittersweet too
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• Carl Everett
• Boys will be boys
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• My RPG will be a work of art
• If it be your will
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• The television will not be revolutionized
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• Will I cease to be
• Will I be given that chance?
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• I fear I will be nothing
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• I will be your young sinner
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• I will always be weird inside
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging.
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again

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