Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "If you don't get the Dee Dee and Dexter gag, you don't watch enough cartoons. Shame."

• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• You don't get a song
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• An' the gobble-uns 'll git you ef’n you don’t Watch Out!
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• don't rely on us to get you high
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Rape committed by women
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I don't get nostalgia, I get flashbacks
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• Get vaccinated. Don't die.
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• emotions others don't get to see
• Stoned music memories
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• Hurricanes don't dance enough.
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• I don't get many things right the first time
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I don't get it
• You just don't get it
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• I don't want to get over you
• Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Don't Drink the Water
• Don't lock your keys in your car
• I don't remember
• I don't like moving.
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Why don't you drink?
• Show, don't tell
• don't comment on my looks
• Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
• Don't forget the toes
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• People who don't smoke will never die
• I Don't Want to Go to Mexico
• I don't look at the world the same way, anymore
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Boys Don't Cry
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• I don't want to fall so easily
• I don't want children
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Why don't men shave?
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• Don't call me white
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• I Don't Wanna Grow Up
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• Don't piss here
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Dee Dee
• Dees
• Kool Moe Dee
• Sneaky Dee's
• Fiddle Dee Dee
• A True & Faithful Relation of What Passed for Many Years Between Dr. John Dee and Some Spirits
• Dee Brown
• Dee Dee Ramone
• Dee Funked (user)
• dee ahn (user)
• Dee Dee (user)
• Sandra Dee
• aunt dee (user)
• Dee
• Jay Dee Daugherty
• de-e (user)
• lynn dee (user)
• Billy Dee
• Margie Dee (user)
• dee. (user)
• dee harvey (user)
• Dee's Wisdoms (user)
• dee dee 1 (user)
• Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick and Tich
• dee lee (user)
• dee alden (user)
• Little Dee
• Dee Plume
• dees (user)
• Dee Dee J (user)
• just dee (user)
• Don't do that then!
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I don't see like you
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Don't call it San Fran
• Hamster toys you need, and those you don't
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• Teenage Suicide (don't do it)
• Don't let the bastards grind you down
• Don't look out the window in the morning
• I don't have a television set
• Don't lie. Ever.
• Don't Give Me Names
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• I don't understand vegetarians
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I don't want to die
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Americans don't speak English
• Don't shit where you eat
• I just don't know when to quit.
• Don't order meat well-done
• Don't Tell Alfred
• Don't mess with Texas
• you don't want to know
• Don't Vote!
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Saying what you don't mean
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't defile my sex
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• Don't fuck llamas
• Revenge of "Christians don't believe"

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