Findings:

• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• There Will Be Blood
• There is some place I need to be
• I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.
• Where's the kaboom?
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• That would be me
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• it would be hilarious if only
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• eternity would be boring
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• There Must Be Someone
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• I never thought it would be like this
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• Who Will Be There
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• There is a space between your shoulders where your wings used to be
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• what would it take to be serene again?
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• In the spark of an enemy, there will be salvation
• Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• There need to be more powers
• Social contract theory = Treat people the way you want to be treated
• you had to be there
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• Be a problematic duck over there
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• There ought to be limits to freedom
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• Life without music would be a mistake
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
• What the American people want politics to be
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• The Ten Commandments revised
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• Let there be another next time
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• The best kind of bartender
• What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• That Would Be Enough
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• play dumb
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• There will be time
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• Music need not be popular to be good
• Where would America be without Canada?
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• The Man Who Would Be King
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• There can be only one
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• That I Would Be Good
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Mind without body
• A whimper would be fine
• Just to see what it would be like
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• Some things that fly there be
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Be there or be square
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• There will never be another you
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• There will be no more stories to read
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• There are times when they seem to be right
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• People of Earth: we could be heroes.
• there will be a last
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• On the comet there will be much pie
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• we can all just be around other people
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner

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