Findings:
- I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
- is this a thing that was forgotten or something else?
- if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
- Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- All Around the World or The Myth of Fingerprints
- You, standing
- I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
- Very emotional people are either psychotic or sincere
- I want to lose myself in the words or the words of someone else
- Can't she just carpool or something?
- All good men are either gay or married
- You're either saving my life or you're killing me. I haven't decided which.
- Is there one large Matrix or is there one for each crop?
- Pepper steak fajitas or something
- Chunky potato soup or the philosophy of ingesting something hot on a hot day
- serendipity, or something like it
- Indiana Jones' Crusade for the Perfect Female, or Why We Go Grail-Hunting
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- You're either a patriot or a terrorist
- A Plan for World Domination or Just Another Nodermeet? Bristol, Summer 2003
- there's nothing special about love or heartbreak
- Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
- Swimming pool injury
- It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again
- Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
- Life, or something like it
- panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
- The truth, or something like it
- Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
- Fun for 2 years as a little kid, school for 16 or 20 years, then work until you die.
- rock (or something)
- Put up or shut up
- Be there or be square
- Eigenvalues of idempotent matrices are either 0 or 1
- Somewhere or Other
- Spawn of Nature Trail to Hell (in 3-D): or "Oh, Nurse, there's a noder in my KY..."
- Mad World, or my weekend in Afghanistan
- Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
- There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
- You're either with us or you're against us
- There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
- You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
- Thought experiment on a boring Tuesday (or, When the world lasted 20 minutes)
- It's a beautiful life, or something like it
- Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
- Lie to Myself, or Lie to the World
- The square root of any positive integer is either integral or irrational
- Do or do not, there is no try
- She's Either Being Sweet and Lying, or She's Just a Doormat
- Life in the American business world
- Every school is either a Pepsi school or a Coke school
- The manner of drinking and spitting is either hard or soft
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
- Incarnation, a poem (or something) by polyseeme
- Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
- Or something
- a love letter at the end of the world or perhaps the beginning
- There is no violence or enmity in the Lego universe
- It must have rained or something
- Either/Or
- Or something (user)
- There is not much new to say about snow, or about broken love
- A fact is either true or false but a poem requires considered judgement
- To be or not to be
- Live Free Or Die!
- is that a siren or a saxophone?
- Is it social anxiety or just laziness?
- Shit or get off the pot
- make it two-ply, or I will gut you
- Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VI
- Are you a consultant or a whore?
- Legally Black or White
- Win, place or show
- i clung to her cloak. (or flew)
- Werms: Metaphor or Fiction? Fact or Fancy? Secret Code or Ancient Bluff?
- C is for Cookie or Corpse
- Becoming an idiot, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my siblings
- We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
- Flavour or presentation?
- A Dog Day, or the Angel in the House
- Stable emulsion of oil in water, or easy salad dressings
- Megalania (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the lizard)
- TB or Not TB: That is The Question That Foiled Homeland Security
- Rick Deckard, Blade Runner or unscrupulous bastard? You be the judge.
- Hex; Or Printing in the Infernal Method
- Yourself or Someone Like You
- Rhapsody on a theme of "Marriage is a connection..."
- Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- This is this. This is also something else.
- Man... or Astro-man?
- island or lake?
- When writers use Latin
- Taking your fiance's last name
- Frankenstein, or the Modern Prometheus
- Hints for Etiquette; or, Dining Out made Easy
- Paul McCartney cannot read or write sheet music
- Are all good modern works of literature satire, dystopia or both?
- Win99XSet, or 'Why my dad isn't using the computer'
- fish or cut bait
- Puking Onstage Before a Live Audience, or: The Pooka Did It
- HOT or NOT
- Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
- Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball
- Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you
- C++: true or false?
- Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire
- It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
- or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
- consist, comprise, constitute, or compose
- I won't take your protests seriously unless you're naked or on fire.
- socketes matures during 4 14 years. - reflections upon an obscure Dadaist genius in our midst; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the troll.
- why I don't use Twitter or Facebook
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- How to move something faster than the speed of light
- Skate or Die
- Jesus did not say this; it represents the perspective of a later or different tradition
- believe it or not
- I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
- ...or Not to Be: A Collection of Suicide Notes
- lost, or trying to be
- The King's Camelopard, or, The Royal Nonesuch
- How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
- The Seattle quake of '01: Ash Wednesday's revenge
- Am I the driver or the driven?
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- The eventful funeral of Scooby Andreou
- Seasonal Change and Variance in Tone or Winter is a Pair of Roller Skates
- Bismarck or Britain?
- Abeochromicon, or the Book of Passed Colors
- This week, Jen's got a new man, or, another take on some algebraic properties
- Actively or Passively?
- a light wind is enough to make me smile or cry
- You're not alive until you have something to lose
- Go then. There are other worlds than these.
- There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's Mastercard
- Glen or Glenda
- For Better or For Worse
- Red Mead, or Metheglin Wine
- shift left (or right) logical
- Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
- Potential or Reality?
- A tribute to dem bones, Or a spelling story
- Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free
- Am I This Or Not?
- Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VII
- Superfluous Information or Bandwidth Bandits
- Visit to the vet or alien abduction?
- Bad or missing command interpreter
- It feels like fingernails across the moon. Or do you rub your wings together?
- St. Distaff's Day; or the Morrow after Twelfth-Day
- Beauty with love, false or true
- Colour or Country
- Käsewähe
- Soto Ajam
- Camp Orr
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