Findings:

• The procedures that you invent as a contrivance of authority will be ignored
• all the cute guys will be there
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• The revolution will not be webcast
• There will be time
• We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Be appropriate
• Carl Everett
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• Who Will Be There
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• I will always be in the details
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• This love will be your downfall.
• There Will Be Blood
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• If murder is outlawed, only outlaws will be murderers
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• Will I cease to be
• What life after death will really be like
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• There will never be another you
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Together, we will be the oil drifts under the sea during the next incarnation of civilization
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• Squids will be Squids
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• I will not be late anymore
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• I will be your young sinner
• node that will be my legacy
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• Even the dead will not be safe
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• Boys will be boys
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• The next life will be better
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• There will be no more stories to read
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• I will be light
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• there will be a last
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• It will never be just you
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• It will be good when I am leader
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• Everything will be alright
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• You never think it will be the ducks
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• I will be silent as I wait
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• I will not be voting
• They will be lucky for you. Allah favors the compassionate.
• eventually today will be bittersweet too
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• You will be assimilated
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• The television will not be revolutionized
• Will I be given that chance?
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• I will always be weird inside
• The revolution will not be televised
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• The end will be a sellout
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• I fear I will be nothing
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• the world will be remade in our image
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• Marks which will never be broken
• On the comet there will be much pie
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• I will be in my trailer!
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• My RPG will be a work of art
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• The Revolution will be televised
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• If it be your will
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• They will not be named!
• Someday, I will be strong
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned

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