• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• There once was a chicken named Alice
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• There once was a man from St. Paul
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• Unfortunately, there was no applause
• There's always a catch!
• She just sat there
• In their Disneyland are there kids just like this?
• There was a land where lived no violets
• Just how perfect was Jesus?
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• She always was devious in her beauty
• There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.
• There is a place between floating aimlessly with your head in the clouds and just scraping by in the mud-realm of men and commerce.
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• The demon was just under three feet tall
• Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
• There was a baby in China
• Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• Was There a Time
• In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
• In the end it was always a stranger's hand
• Sympathy for the Mongols & How The Rise of the West was just sheer Dumb Luck
• There was a rose that faded young
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• There was an old lady
• Before inertia, there was impetus
• There Was a Man of Double Deed
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
• Sex with my sister was always really, really good
• There was a man and a woman
• There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• we always knew we'd find someone just like you
• it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
• There once was a girl named Irene
• The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• There is always a 'correct' right answer
• There was once a Man
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• Most of the time I just sit there, waiting.
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• I remember, there was one
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• she was just the dry smell of gasoline
• I know there's a story in here somewhere, I just can't find it
• The kids round here look just like shadows, always quiet, holding hands
• I was just a supporting character in your fairy tale
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• There is always porn
• There's a reason why the puss from the warts on my lips smells like garlic. I just don't know it. Yet.
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• There Once Was a Farmer
• Before you, there was me
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• With him it was always like
• There are some applications for which a GUI is just not powerful enough
• There was a young lady of Riga
• There was no one waiting for me...
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
• There was a time when I was a better person
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• Where I'm From, You'd Think There Was a Tea Party Going On in the Hostess Dumpster
• Was the Black Death really just Anthrax?
• Where's the kaboom?
• There was a cold day
• There are some things you just should NOT buy the generic brand of
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• hodgepodge was just a one-night stand, apparently
• No shit, there I was
• There was a time before
• A knock there was upon the door
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• One hour there was sunlight
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• there is nothing left, no joy, no wonder, just the office and cold soup
• Was it ever there?
• There was a moment of drunken silence
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• I was there
• There Was No Leak
• It was just a crush
• There Was A Friend
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• Why, Martha, for the longest time there was no railway station in Slough!
• Jesus was a reactionary reformer, just like Martin Luther in later years.
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
• There was a man with tongue of wood
• and there was this girl
• There Was a Child Went Forth
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
• Last year was always better
• Why Women Are Always Cold
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• BDSM - Not Just Kinky Sex
• DEA arrests just about everybody
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• The Just Another Toy theory of computing
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• just silent interception
• Not just another wildflower
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• Are you depressed or just full of angst?
• my love in your garden grows, but let's pretend it's just a rose
• just M (user)
• Sometimes we dreamers just get in the way
• Just the Ten of Us
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• Sorry kids, this just isn't true. We just dress it up better
• Just a Dream
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• There's Something About Mary
• Aye, there's the rub
• Oh my God! There's an axe in my head!
• There's a sucker born every minute
• Not that there's anything wrong with that
• There Is a Light that Never Goes Out
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• There are no male cows, moron
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• If there were no birds
• venomous lizards
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• No, really, there's STACKS of fun stuff to do here: A defiant Canberra nodermeet
• There is already a perfectly good word for this
• The game we play is life, and there are no rules save the ones we make
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• pointing there (user)
• in this moment there is life and food for future years
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• I was searching glass
• Born with the gift of laughter, and a sense that the world was mad
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• Christ Was Born on Christmas Day
• The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
• Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
• The Day Earth Was Born
• That man was a sock puppet on the hand of God.
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• I was a free man once, in Saigon
• The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
• The sparkle of this angled blossoming was invading the Earth, and Vug said, "It's spring!" I kissed him.
• When she was bad
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• Now that was a scary ending
• I was shot through the heart, and you were to blame.
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• She was so quiet that nobody heard her

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