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• At Least One Kitten was Obliterated
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• The Only Ones
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
• I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
• It was really hot, in a Silent Hill kind of way
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
• The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
• John 3:16 was said to one man, at night
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• I Was A Cow
• I was one of those girls
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Each one was the scene where you hold your breath
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
• Strangers with this kind of honesty make me grow a big rubbery one
• One big happy random assortment of truckstop trinkets
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• Walking down a very desolate road with only one person on your mind
• Waiting for a sign from one of my kind
• One hour there was sunlight
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• America if I only had the money. Here are your new commercials:
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• The Decadent Students' Association got me arrested on at least one occasion
• This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
• There is only one electron
• one and only (user)
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• War is only fun on screen
• If you are already walking impaired, take care when consuming drugs of any kind
• Django Reinhardt was dead already
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• Two men enter, one man leaves
• Jesus Was a One Beer Queer
• Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one
• Yet from you only proceeds, kindly ones, comfort and balm.
• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Only open if you have already decided not to accept our offer.
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• the only one (user)
• I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• I was only following orders
• The only thing stopping us is the pressure. If your machine can withstand it, we are already on our way.
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• One kind of crazy
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• you're the only one who doesn't know
• unknowing actors in an earthquake movie where there is only an earthquake inside of one person.
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• It was the least I could do
• on being the only one in a restaurant
• You had to pretend success was fucked
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• When I was young Time had no wings
• Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
• There is only ONE God
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• I remember, there was one
• One Night Only
• And Every One Was a Henry: A Magnificent Maryland Renaissance Oktoberfest E2 Throwdown!
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• I was once young and had a home
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• Trompe
• In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• Proving a function has only one root in a given interval
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew (song only) (recording)
• I Had Already Quit That Job About 20 Days Ago...in my mind, anyway
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• Kill only the stragglers. Let the strong ones live.
• Words that only have one context
• There is only one emotion with a built in safety feature
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• There is only one season in Houston
• Hitler has only got one ball
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
• Famous people with only one testicle
• If I only had a brain
• Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• Dumb laws
• Twelve dreams I had in one night
• There can be only one
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• I was the center of gravity of Chicago for one beautiful Saturday
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• Outside the train station she was the only person wearing an Orange raincoat and a look of surprise
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• You had two lovers, and eventually the one with the most chips won.
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• The Chatterbox allows only one answer to the question "should I breed?"
• Oh. I was wrong. She's the one. Goodbye.
• Looks like 1984 was only n years off
• A preview of a movie you had already seen
• One of a kind
• Here lies one whose name was writ in water
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• For a few more precious seconds, the body I was born with was still in one piece
• We only get one chance at life, sweetness, this is mine
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• the Abayudaya sang, no one was hungry and herds of buffalo roamed the plains
• There was no one waiting for me...
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• At least he was gentle
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• We only eat the stupid ones
• Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• my only pin-up was Pelé
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
• The one thing Superman was bad at
• she had already found her party
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• As an Atheist, I sometimes wish I were Jewish
• Kinds of energy
• I was the liar; here is the truth
• Different kinds of people
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• Als das Kind Kind war
• She was watching me and I didn't know it.
• Stuart Kind
• With him it was always like
• the horrible gift was really quite right
• The least popular movies of the last fifteen years
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• one of the lost
• She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• Give one a stab
• one size fits all
• Pull a fast one
• One For the Mouse
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Rimrod's Fencing Autobiography : One
• Pour one out for your dead homies
• one silent second
• One by One
• I am a Pokemon and I flew like one
• The Kim Li Diaries: Chapter One
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• One Must Fall: 2097
• A Vindication of the Rights of Woman: Chapter One
• No one dreams of being a guidance counselor

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