Findings:
- Jesus Wants Me for a Sunbeam
- Gonna go buy me some Jesus!
- Drop Kick Me Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
- I wanted you to want me
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- You know you want me, baby!
- I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- February wants me dead
- They want me for a focus group!
- She only wants me for tech support
- Jesus loves me, right?
- Somewhere there's a god who wants me
- I want you inside me
- Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
- Let me dream if I want to
- She only wants me for sex
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- Jesus Loves Me
- I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
- The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
- That which cannot give me everything I might want
- Fuckin' Jesus told me to betray the conspiracy
- Sweet creeping zombie Jesus!
- makes me want to be a better hacker
- Only Jesus can judge me
- Me And Jesus The Pimp In A '79 Granada Last Night
- I Want You to Want Me
- I want the stars so bright they make me breathless.
- You say you want to help me
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- They Don't Want Me
- Your website makes me want to remove my brain with a rusty spoon
- Wake me up if you still want me
- Jesus' blood never failed me yet
- Me and Jesus
- Please please please let me get what I want
- Who wants a (me thinking of you whilst doing something) from the nubile ToasterLeavings
- I want your hands on me
- Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
- Women want me when I'm taken
- I want you to hit me as hard as you can
- Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
- Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
- kiss me quick
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- Nemo me impune lacessit
- Send me a check for eleven cents
- Indemnify and Save Me Harmless!!!
- I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
- things that scared me this week
- They forgot to give me the operating system!
- Hey, stop distracting me by rubbing lotion on your legs
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
- Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
- When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
- Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
- Jenny Kissed Me
- The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
- If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
- Call Me Princess
- Why does the shower curtain attack me in the shower?
- They know me not by name, but numbers
- create me
- On a Leander Which Miss Reynolds, My Kind Friend, Gave Me
- Marry Me a Little
- Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
- Why old people piss me off
- Sock it to me
- Help me help you
- You? Me? Us?
- Why do you persist on kissing me, whilst I obviously fake the deep breathing and the not so rapid eye movement?
- No Honey Nor Bee for Me
- Would you tell me if it was true?
- eat me 2000 (user)
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
- better off with him than here with me
- Above you, below me. (e2poll)
- mes (user)
- Breathe on me, Breath of God
- You're either saving my life or you're killing me. I haven't decided which.
- I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
- violence comes to me like a second nature
- a subtle flavor of me hiding
- She loved me for my brains not my body. It's what zombies do.
- block me (user)
- I used to let a fat girl cuddle with me
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- America's Most Wanted
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- So you want to wear a Trench Coat?
- If she really wanted to fit in, she'd get a smaller dog.
- No one wants you the way you are
- It's my birthday and I'll refuse to drink if I want to
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- One thing you don't want is a thaw
- I want my hovercar
- I want you in my mouth
- TOD and what Developers Want
- She wanted the pies to stop.
- All the things she had at one point wanted to be
- God Wants You Dead
- An internet big enough to give you everything you want to read is an internet big enough to take from you everything you want to read
- Zombie Island Massacre
- Jesus Jones
- Jesus: The Movie
- The Gospel According to Jesus Christ
- Undercover "Jesus" Surfaces Before Departure
- Jesus Handle
- Jesus, the Hero
- Stand up! Stand up for Jesus
- If Jesus Came Back Today
- Jesus College, Cambridge
- Jesus Just Left Chicago
- Give me a break!
- You may call me R.J., you may call me Ray
- Me! (user)
- Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians
- what my parents taught me
- Fuck Me General Public Disclaimer
- MTV Makes Me Wanna Smoke Crack
- Portland, Maine
- Add Me On
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- Underneath the spreading chestnut tree, I sold you and you sold me.
- Strange things homeless people have said to me
- Death was a part of me then, too.
- Fuck me boots
- There's someone in my head but it's not me
- What a Shame About Me
- the african violet you gave me
- If I win the bet, you have to pay me
- My grandmother gave me
- Your kindness makes me feel awful
- Excuse me sir, you're making a scene
- O Strive not still to heap disdain on me
- Via con me
- You tell me this is God?
- The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
- Screw the Roses, Send Me the Thorns
- No Rack Can Torture Me
- Tell me again why it is that I love
- My heart is a still and my blood is whiskey. Take a shot of me beneath the moon.
- Canta per me
- A Girl Called January Is Talking to Me
- Home Recording on a Budget: Make Me Scream
- PBS learned me good
- To me, cigarettes are food
- They inspire me
- let me kiss you (user)
- Please Don't Bury Me
- m.e. (user)
- Count to Pi for me.
- Can You Take Me Back
- Dont come near me (user)
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- The Traveling Me (user)
- Blog me, baby (e2poll)
- smell me (user)
- talk me (user)
- In three glorious words you destroyed me
- Monkey Gave Me a High Five
- and give it to me, in the dark, behind shivering curtains
- who me (user)
- fuck you pay me
- Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
- What do you want, a cookie?
- Everything you wanted to know about hamsters, and then some!
- That phone call you don't want to make
- I always wanted to get married one day
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- I don't want a calculator
- Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Game at McDonald's
- I Want to be a Hulkamaniac
- Crunch all you want, we'll make more
- Baby Wants Gravy
- If you want a nigger for a neighbour, vote Labour
- Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
- Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
- I want to marry all of my close friends and live in a big house together by an angry sea
- White Zombie
- American society reflected in Zombie Films
- The Ballad of Joking Jesus
- Purple Jesus (user)
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