Findings:

• Knock knock who's there oh it's you
• boo hoo
• boo fuckity hoo
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• opportunity only knocks once
• And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
• Celebrity knock knock jokes
• The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
• Who knocks within?
• Who Knocks?
• A knock there was upon the door
• Don't knock it if you haven't tried it
• Don't knock the glock
• Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
• don't trust a teacher who only takes on the brightest pupils. to find the sun in a stone, now, that takes true skill.
• The World's Worst Knock Knock Jokes
• that old Philip Glass knock knock joke
• Go for the eyes, Boo!
• Boo!
• doo boo
• Bougee Boo (user)
• Boo
• Boo Diddley
• Yurarin Boo
• Boo Time
• Boo Radley
• Chicken Boo
• The Boo Radleys
• Boo 8) (user)
• Boo Berry
• Boo Boo Kitty
• Betty Boo
• Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo
• The Land of the Bumbley Boo
• boo (user)
• Boo Radley (user)
• Boo Gey Woo
• Grrr! It's Betty Boo
• Boo Boo
• boo boo (user)
• Boo, age two and a half
• Boo Boo Glass
• baby boo 07 (user)
• boo boo kitty fuck (user)
• Boo's Tree
• i luv my boo (user)
• Green boo (user)
• Bíng bong boo
• boo thang (user)
• disha boo (user)
• Honey Boo Boo
• Honey Boo Boo Radley
• Knock down
• Technical knock out
• All his front teeth knocked out, living a nightmare
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• Waiting for the knock
• Rot Knocks
• Indymedia sites knocked off the net by the FBI
• Knock Sensor
• I call, but I never talk. I knock, but I never enter. I feel a bit insecure.
• It's a Hard Knock Life for a Cosmic Horror Cultist
• Knock Yokoyama
• Knock yourself out
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Boys Don't Cry
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• No, don't set it down there; that's the Void. Just leave it on the coffee table.
• If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• Now there's a sonnet you don't see every day
• those who don't fit into the herd are always recognized
• don't cry
• The boy who cried censorship
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• The girl who could cry flowers (a parable)
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• There's no "proper" way to cry politely in public
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Knock on the Door
• Three Knock Down Rule
• If an Agent Knocks - Federal Investigators and Your Rights
• Ask, Seek, Knock
• Knock over
• knock kneed
• The knock
• gene knockout
• Opportunity Knocks
• push or knock
• knocked up
• Knock off
• knock up
• The Vampire Always Knocks in Triplicate
• The Boy Who Cried Wolf
• don't cry over spilled milk
• P Knock (user)
• engine knock
• Getting the wind knocked out of you
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
• The last knock?
• There is nothing left to cry about
• Postman's Knock
• Divinity School of Hard Knocks
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• The only mercy in this night is that it don't blow out your match
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Now there's something you don't see every day, Chauncy
• Questions for those who don't like capitalism
• Actors who don't speak the language of the movie they're in
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• Capitalize, please
• Don't cry for the Angels
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• We don't fly there anymore
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• The problem with having parents who don't fully understand computers
• Don't crash here - Crash over there
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• The Man Who Cried
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• people who don't exist
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• Somewhere north of Houston, there is a short smelly man that I don't care for
• You don't need a reason to cry
• People who don't read
• Don't go there! (category)
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• Dogs Don't Tell Jokes
• don't cry over spoiled milk
• I don't believe in the end of the world. I only believe in right now.
• Don't patronize anyone who temporarily rents a store
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• don't be afraid, it's only angels bowling
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
• if only he could hear my silent cries
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• I know who goes to that group, and that's why I don't go
• Don't Sleep, There Are Snakes
• the boy who cried cheesecake
• I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
• Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
• Front tooth knocked out!
• knock out
• Knock down ginger
• School of Hard Knocks
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Knock On Wood
• The girl who cried 'rape me'

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