Findings:
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
- Brought down as White, kept down as Black, brought up as None, left with me
- Remember me, I used to live for music. Remember me, I brought your groceries in.
- If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
- Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
- A teddy bear deity bestowed upon me a curse of apathy
- Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
- Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
- Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
- He has redefined me, again and again
- Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
- Motivate me to move and I'll give you a reason to stay in bed
- If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- What golf has taught me
- Give me a minute, I'll change your mind.
- Wish me luck
- Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
- Experience has made me bitter
- Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
- Civilization III has made me sympathize with the Japanese in WWII
- If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
- I'll become what you became to me
- 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
- Give me an hour and I'll give you your dreams
- If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
- I'll show you yours if you show me mine
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
- Marry me and I'll buy you a new computer
- Keep a room somewhere for me, I'll find it on my way back.
- I'll be you and you'll be me
- Sometimes at night the darkness and silence weighs upon me
- This music crept by me upon the waters
- My life has suddenly been decided for me
- Launch me into space, and I'll never need to come back
- Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
- What in the world has come over me
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
- The Christmas Season has it in for me.
- My recent perfect date has given me hope
- "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
- She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
- feline allergies
- On Seeing a Piece of Our Heavy Artillery Brought into Action
- Sane, responsible and productive drug-user
- I, though I brought no fuel, had desire
- Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
- Meditation I: Of the Things which may be brought within the Sphere of the Doubtful
- brought
- Foot in mouth brought down the Berlin Wall
- The Management cannot accept responsibility for food brought onto the premises
- The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: Pilgrims brought to trial
- How They Brought the Good News from Ghent to Aix
- What Tomorrow Brought
- This dream brought to you by your friendly corporate sponsor
- They brought arcane sorcery; I brought bullets and homemade explosives
- You brought your ashes up to the mountain of solitude. Are you ready to bring your fire down to the valley of the people?
- unexpected variables brought into the mix
- ha ha only serious
- To boldly go where no man has gone before
- To boldly go where no one has gone before
- Ha
- Has a cat ever killed anyone?
- Time has imprisoned us in the order of our years
- ha!
- Has
- Hoo-ha
- Genius has its own etiquette
- the time has come
- The pile of shit has a thousand eyes
- Morning Has Broken
- Time Has Come Today
- MY life has no carrot
- The Universe said, Ha!
- has the X nature
- Something inside has died
- Andre the Giant Has a Posse
- Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
- The Piano Has Been Drinking
- Windows has updated your clock as a result of Daylight Savings Time
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- The Soul has Bandaged moments-
- It's too bad that Everything has 5205700 errors
- Yom Hashoah
- Music Has the Right to Children
- The Heart Has its own Memory
- To One who has been Long in City Pent
- Evolution has never been observed
- This writeup has nothing to do with this title
- Jakob Dylan has all your fucking money, kid!
- Everyone has a dead bird story
- A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- Life has its course
- Life has more twists than a rope
- Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
- By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
- How to find out if an egg has gone bad
- Every new technology has been endowed with the potential to transform society
- Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
- Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
- The USA has fucked up priorities
- Ebonics began with pirates
- Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
- Water has negative calories
- Ku, Work on What Has Been Spoiled (Decay)
- Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
- Everyone has the freedom to act an asshole
- Who Has Seen the Wind?
- Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
- Adolf Hitler has a Bacon number of 3
- The Path Has Vanished
- She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
- Why did Bach never write an opera?
- The ringing has been drowned out by voices
- This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
- Fixing a water damaged cell phone
- The Rabbi has spoken!
- My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
- Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
- Canada has low self-esteem
- Linux is free only if your time has no value
- fewer has no opposite like less-more
- Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
- The next revolution in music has not yet arrived
- Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
- My warranty has run out
- Music need not be popular to be good
- E2 Nuke Request as a term has got to go
- The Season's Upon Us
- A community without shame has no future
- She has trouble acting normal
- I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
- shippai wa seiko no moto
- my body has taken over my thinking
- Faith has absolutely nothing to do with Science
- Education has failed
- Let Everything That Has Breath
- Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown)
- H.A. Rey
- The Eagle Has Fallen
- Where has the smoke gone?
- Smoking has class
- My friend has just broken up a marriage
- Each one has their own story
- The light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
- Why the Borg have such terrible fashion sense
- What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
- The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
- "The Simpsons" has become too mainstream
- This year has flown
- Why it has become easier to program a virus
- My dog has been stolen
- How to find something which has been lost
- coolio go home ha ha (user)
- Los Angeles has crappy landmarks
- And youth is cruel and has no remorse
- Chinese has three words for "river"
- God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
- She still has my Borges book
- Death has entered my life once more
- gomame no ha gishiri
- A serious error has occurred
- Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
- Everyone has a sofa to give away at some point in their lives
- ha oto shelanu
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