Quite possibly the dullest place in the whole universe. And I should know cos I had to live there for seven years. Lichfield is locate in Stafforshire, England. Advice to anyone who finds themselves in Lichfield - ask the nearest Policeman for directions to the train station, so you can get out as soon as possible. The most exciting thing about Lichfield is that there is a statue of the captain of the titanic in the park. And that is only there because no-one else wanted it.