Findings:
- People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
- The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
- Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
- To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
- Capitalize, please
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
- Famous people who can run a marathon
- Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
- Find someone who dreams about people like you
- There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
- Are all male catlovers gay?
- 100% of people who don't smoke, die
- You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
- people got a lot of ideas about who i am
- The five people you must have in your life at all times
- Know your pets
- People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
- Deal For Life
- Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
- Y2K from people who worked that night
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- People who are not anarchists
- two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
- Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
- If you work in customer service, you will eventually deal with stupid people
- You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- people who need people are just people who need people
- I still can't think of anything about Fight Club that changed my life
- All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
- The Life Cycle Library for Young People, Volumes 1-2
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
- Taking things at surface value
- play dumb
- The bored who complain
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- Dead links in writeups
- Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Why people who jog live longer
- Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
- When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
- People who use Windows
- If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
- Feeding people who struggle to eat
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- Two people who are not touching
- Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
- People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
- People who died laughing
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
- People who carp about their jobs
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- The People Who Used to Live There
- 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- some people touch it, but they can't hold on
- Friends who need you, and how not to deal with them
- there are some just can't take life easy
- Life is a ballet, and I can't stop doing the Mashed Potato
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- That punker chick who saved my life
- There was a man who lived a life of fire
- The Life Cycle Library for Young People, Volumes 3-4
- I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
- The guy at the end of Half-Life
- I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
- It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
- Life After People
- The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
- cat haters
- Flaunting your sexuality
- My favorite person in my life, who isn't actually in my life
- People who don't smoke will never die
- Those people who laugh too loudly
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
- The guy who can't even pick up guys
- Reading ahead in comic calendars
- Who are the people in your neighborhood?
- There is a dark beating life behind people’s actions and traits
- We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
- You can't please all of the people all of the time
- Music need not be popular to be good
- Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
- The People who Fell into the Sky
- Rednecks hating Canada
- You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
- Type A blood
- Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
- To all the cold people who want to be warm again
- Using a command line
- The difference between reply and reply to all
- The rules of pool are not selective
- Good News for People Who Love Bad News
- Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- people who don't exist
- The People Who Bring You Magic
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- by people who know what salsa should taste like
- The other people who hate war
- People who don't read
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- People who love FTP
- You can't make an omelet without killing a few people
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- people who wear camo
- People on the dance floor who don't dance
- Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
- Those who can't do, teach
- People who dump unwanted dogs deserve doom
- People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
- sometimes i wonder about people who snap at strangers
- What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
- can't
- White Men Can't Jump
- You Can't Do That on Television
- YOU CAN'T FIGHT EVIL WITH A MACARONI DUCK!
- we just can't give 'em away!
- can't happen
- You can't handle the truth
- You Can't Do That on Stage Anymore
- (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- I guess you really can't know anybody after all
- Why can't I get ADSL?
- You can't eat a flag
- Why is the word for lisping one that lispers can't pronounce?
- Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
- I can't stand up for falling down
- If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
- You gotta leave your mark somehow, and if you can't leave a purple face, leave something else!
- When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
- I can't have an original idea anymore
- why are we who we are?
- Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
- Words you can't use unless they describe you
- You Can't Have Mary
- If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
- You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs
- I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
- The starfish sends a message in code that you can't see from the lighthouse
- If You Can't Change the Roll - We Can't Help You.
- We Can't Dance
- Elephants can't jump
- I can't stop torturing myself
- you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- If you can't help it, fuck it!
- When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
- You can't chop a tree down with your head
- You can't rant when you're not angry
- The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
- How not to faint when you can't move
- I can't hear you
- you can't polish a turd
- I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
- If I can't win I don't want to play
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