Findings:
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- I married him because he was not mean
- A picture drawn by my friend's younger brother
- I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
- For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
- He flops over and bonks his head
- death passed him by
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- Tribute by Senator Edward M. Kennedy to his Fallen Brother, Robert
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
- upon the death of a friend
- Old Line State
- The train station was fucking freezing and
- Over the high-rise of this city we kissed, over the high-rise of this city we jumped to our deaths
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- I was Chris to him
- Hopes of Early Genius dispelled by Death
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- Poetry written by teenagers
- He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
- To an Amiable Friend Mourning the Death of an Excellent Father
- A letter written about the Separation of Church and State
- The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
- Everything: Written and Edited by The World
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- Where the floodwaters went after the flood was over
- In case of accidental death, back up your state vector regularly!
- He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
- He who has ears, let him hear
- I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
- Upon the Translation of the Psalms by Sir Philip Sidney, and the Countess of Pembroke, his Sister
- but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
- I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- "Death" by Mathematics
- Line of Death
- I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
- How Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends wrecked my love life
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- Are the gospels written by the people they're attributed to?
- The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
- a bit of ash in his face keeps him warm
- I was raised by the French government
- Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
- death by boom boom (user)
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- Cause of death
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- Is Death of a Salesman a tragedy and Willy Loman a tragic hero, or is his death merely the pathetic demise of a small man
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- Why My Brother Is Wanted For Questioning By The United Nations: I
- He ran over my cousin with a motor home!
- The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
- He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
- being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
- Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
- Written by committee
- Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
- When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
- Mississippi's Declaration of Secession
- I have crossed over the geek girl line
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- He weaves his words
- All he left her was alone
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- Nibbled to death by ducks
- It was the tree that gave him away.
- Death by jargon
- Amusingly badly written complaints received by British local government
- The greatest line spoken by Keanu Reeves
- Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
- Double crust death by lemon pie
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- At least he was gentle
- Murder by Death
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- Laws Regarding Epilepsy and Driving, By State
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
- Declaration of War by the United States of America against Japan
- States by Order of Entry to the Union
- An hour later, I swing my leg over his and we dream of being young
- His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
- She walked by his desk and left a nickel
- His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
- My man was shot for his sheep coat
- Faust, Part One, as written by Dr. Seuss
- running that fine line
- got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
- Thoughts for Oliver on His Death
- This was when I knew my childhood was over
- Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
- R was a Railway Rug (user)
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
- Dream Caused by the Flight of a Bee around a Pomegranate, One Second before Awakening
- His Last Line
- There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
- tortured to death by hamsters
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- He Was a Crook
- Death by Soy
- Letter to a Japanese Friend by Jacques Derrida
- Ruminations on being run over by a dump truck
- Civil Liberties granted by the United States Constitution
- He Who Is Death
- There Was A Friend
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- I killed him today, he who does not exist
- He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
- death by multimeter
- Declaration of War by the United States of America against Germany
- Being licked to death by kittens
- I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
- He's a good guy friend
- A poem for two pages of panel art for a comic that was never written
- Rocco and his Brothers
- She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
- Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
- I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
- There is no weirdness like the weirdness of a novel written by a mathematician
- Leading causes of death among porn stars
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
- Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
- I never met him. He broke my heart.
- The sparkle of this angled blossoming was invading the Earth, and Vug said, "It's spring!" I kissed him.
- A man is known by the company he keeps.
- Death by tomato leaves
- An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
- I'm Gonna Ride That Southern Railway Line
- Friends in Life and Death
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- I was taken by a honeymoon scam
- His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
- His mind went blank against the flesh next to him
- Pledge of Non-Violence written by Martin Luther King Jr.
- History is written by historians
- notes written by hand
- The state that almost was
- how many lines of code have you written?
- I'm training my little half brother to take over the world
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
- Death by Cucco
- Rejuvenation and Unveiled Hidden Phenix: Carlos Castaneda Shamanism Plus a After His Death
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- Death by Water
- I saved his life. He does not know it.
- He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
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