Findings:

• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• Break me. I'm elated.
• You Really Got Me
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I got my ticket and I'm letting go of the rest
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• the unbeatable Squirrel Girl Vol.3, Squirrel, you really got me now
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• The Statue Got Me High
• A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Everything got me fired!
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• Im No Writer (user)
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• I'm burning too brightly, begging you to smother me.
• Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
• Notice Me, I'm Here
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
• The Decadent Students' Association got me arrested on at least one occasion
• You've got to be kidding me
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• You sly dog! You got me monologuing!
• Infamy, infamy they've all got it in for me!
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• Guide me, O Thou Great Redeemer
• Foundation for Telling Me How Great I Am
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• Writers Guild of Great Britain
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• I'm a writer. What are you?
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Women want me when I'm taken
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• I'm not in love, set me free
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• I'm Just Me (user)
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• I've got the music in me
• I don't need to read, I'm a writer
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
• You've got mail
• I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
• Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
• I've Got a Secret
• Got Beer?
• I Ain't Got No Home In This World Any More
• I've got a little list
• Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
• You've Got Stalkers
• The one that got away
• No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
• How the Whale Got His Throat
• You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
• The Guru got a girlfriend
• Got root?
• I got junk mail from the Dalai Lama
• Got to Get You into My Life
• I got a good feeling!
• The karma that makes you spend all the money you've got in any given moment
• How Pac-Man got his name
• It Don't Mean a Thing (If It Ain't Got That Swing)
• The Songs That Got Away
• I got a good degree and can't remember any of it!
• Everyone's got their drug
• I got in a wreck taking my driver's test
• An incredibly stupid reason why I got called into the school counselor's office
• I got kicked out of a focus group
• Go on! It's got raisins in it!
• E2 Nuke Request as a term has got to go
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• Look where all this talking got us, baby
• I got peanut butter on my ninja pants
• Lucky Girl: How I Became a Horror Writer: A Krampus Story
• How the Chimney-Sweep Got the Ear of the Emperor
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• You've Got A Friend
• Ya Got Trouble
• I Got Rhythm
• I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
• How the Telegard Source got leaked to the world
• i got nothin (user)
• I gots a Weasel
• I got a 1400 on the SAT
• Dinosaurs were just lizards who got too much oxygen
• What if a girl suddenly got a guy's body?
• Freddy Got Fingered
• Your cable TV just got better!
• The day Wendy's snake got away
• I've got mine
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• I went to Atlanta and all I got was this lousy pile of junk
• I got sunshine in a bag
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• They've Got the Guns but We've Got the Numbers
• I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
• How Quetzalcoatl Got His Groove Back
• Ain't We Got Fun?
• How Stella Got Her Groove Back
• We've Got A World That Swings
• Because I Got High
• How the Sea Mouse got its Spines
• edev: Writeuptype bugs, or how nate got stuck between two parentheses
• We've Got A Bigger Problem Now
• Today, I almost got killed by Darth Vader
• How Maria got herself a pussy
• Roe has got to go
• D dock and the fish that got away
• How Marsha Davis got her boyfriend
• This week, Jen's got a new man, or, another take on some algebraic properties
• long blond surfer hair that never got dipped in the ocean
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• guess i got rung up (user)
• You've got to paddle
• I give blood because I've got it on my hands.
• Hey, I Got a Secret to Tell Ya
• Who's got the bill? (e2poll)

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