N O T I C E !

I am retired. I do not submit new writeups. I do, however, continue to review other's writeups. I also continue to mentor new members.

Anything located below the three pagebreaks is from my homenode v1.0.

12/01/02 update:e2ss info ---> mix cds, unused postcards from your area, anything else you want to send me. i am all about surprises! thanks!

Chatterbox Verbatim:

10/26/01

dannye My conclusion, after several incarnations
of Norwegian noders, is that they either have some damn
good dope up there or some serious dain bramage.

MNN: Mitchevious Noder News

02/23/01: Mitchevious is pleased with the taste of Rancid_Pickle.

02/25/01: The frabjous funky frozen Twin Cities E2 whirling festival of doom has caught Mitchevious' attention, and the marvelous qousqous is organizing it. Visit his homenode for more information.

03/6/01: Mitchevious opened the Green Bay franchise of the Wonkoalition

03/9/01: Mitchevious sent out the first batch of postcards from the EMAR. The second half will be sent out when I find enough stamps to accomodate the means.

03/13/01: Recieved responses about sent postcards from: Android, qousqous, and jessicapierce.

03/14/01: Recieved responses about sent postcards from: tregoweth, mistero, Cletus the Foetus, wonko and Psuedomancer. Bless those noders' hearts!

03/17/01: Recieved responses about sent postcards from: ariels, the lovely demeter, and hamster bong. He thinks he freaked out HB's mother . . .

03/21/01: nine9 acknowledged the arrival of my postcard.

04/24/01: Mitchevious achieved the 3000 XP marker.

05/21/01: Mitchevious had his wisdom teeth pulled and is high. jaubertmoniker IMed Mitchevious and impressed him with superior conversation.

06/10/01: Mitchevious's army of noders has increased by two. Now introducing Cybergoat and GavinDot into the nodegel.

06/10/30: Mitchevious became level 4 a few days ago. I am proud. GangstaFeelsGood needs monetary help. Help him!

08/02/01: Mitchevious has befriended NatchLucid and bribed her friendship with Dark Milky Ways. Joyous Day!

09/26/01: Mitchevious is currently in Baton Rouge, LA visiting friend at LSU. He has acquired the services of two freelance writers for service into Mitchevious' Army of Noders. MirandaWrites and Julesbag are said mercenaries.

10/24/01: Mitchevious is currently back in REDACTED at home. NatchLucid is on the phone and is arguing about the 8/02/01 MNN entry and about her status in the 'Eyes On/'Favorite Noders' lists. Resistence is Futile.

08/18/02: Mitchevious, after an eleven month abscence from noding, shall start immediately on the creation of writeups exclusively from the archives of the crt.

05/30/03: Mitchevious, assigned a gem of a mentee in the form of Muffalicious has come out of self imposed retirement to help mold and shape the future of E2. How nice.

Be Warned! I wield a dustmite infested pillow in the 'cheddarbox'. This is comparable to Gammy's tazer and/or editorial pimpstick^TM.

I am the rock of the eternal shore.

Crash against me . . . and be broken.

Contact Info

REDACTED

/me misses sensei

I am:

• living in REDACTED: The city that always sleeps
• 21 years old
• employed by a large corporation
• a card carrying member of the REDACTED franchise of the Wonkoalition

Clique Membership:

• Everything Professional Wrestling Noding Coalition of DOOM
• REDACTED
• Wonkoalition
• The Content Rescue Team
• E2 Comix

Miscellanous Facts About Mitchevious:

• I was a Boy Scout for 7 years and attained my Eagle Scout rank on 12/2/98
• I have three piercings and three tattoos
• I was a main eventer in a now defunct backyard fed called the IMF
• My home node id is: 758833
• Borging Count: 2
• Taserings To Gamaliel's Groin Count: 29
• Attacks on chevette Count: 6
• Sucess rate on chevette Attacks: 0
• Underlings spawned into the nodegel: 14

• clearpebbles:
• Rancid_Pickle: An inspiration
• dannye: A motivation
• demeter: A goddess
• Gamaliel: A nemesis
• GangstaFeelsGood: A friend
• Amoeba_Protozoa: An incredible talent
• qousqous: An uncontrollable force
• graceness: The sexiest noder I know
• gleeme: An irresistible presence. And all around cool girl.
• atesh: My voice of reason
• arcanamundi: Voter tested . . . Editor approved!

Noders I Am Keeping An Eye On:

• know_no_bounds (Date of Induction: 9/12/01)
• atesh (Date of Induction: 9/12/01)
• TrbleClef (Date of Induction: 9/12/01)
• Serendipitous13 (Date of Induction: 9/12/01)
• MissCreant (Date of Induction: 9/12/01)
• tandex (Date of Induction: 9/12/01)
• FUCensor (Date of Induction: 10/22/01)
• cordelia (Date of Induction: 10/31/01)
• AnotherMartini (Date of Induction: 11/01/01)
• nine9 (Date of Induction: 01/23/03)

Graduates From 'Eye On' To 'Favorite Noders'

• NatchLucid (Class of 10/26/01) (Induction To Eye On List: 9/12/01)
• atesh (Class of 08/18/02)(Induction To Eye On List: 9/12/01)
• arcanamundi (Class of 01/23/03) (Induction To Eye On List: 06/16/02)

• chromaticblue
• SuperstarSteve
• IMFRef27
• MagritteMad
• GavinDot
• CyberGoat
• Serendipitous13
• Netpseudo
• remmin
• JulesBag
• MirandaWrites
• FUCensor
• merdledith
• muffalicious

• clearpebbles has an E2 hair collection going. I am proud to say, I have contributed my share.
• I have receieved postcards (and other items) from the following noders: Lometa, qousqous, and Segnbora_t
• I have sent out the first half of the EMAR and am working on the second. Get Yours Today!
• I have been quashed by the cost of postage stamps and moreover, my lack of initiaitve to fill out 100 postcards.

• Blue Ribbon Campaign
• Sexy Red Minivan
• Dance With The DJ
• Karl Malone
• Old Country Buffet
• Jimmy Doolittle/Doolittle Raid
• The Oz Project
• The Sopranos Project

For Use By The E2Wrestling Clique Only

Perfect-plex
Gimmick Battle Royal
Rude Awakening
Damien
Fisherman Suplex
German Suplex
Northern Lights Suplex (Aurora Borealis Suplex)
Verne Gagne
Body Slam
Olympic Slam
Beyond The Mat
Larry "The Axe" Hennig
Parts Unknown