Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.

The kind of woman who eats ice cream in February	I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person	Moms make the best lunches	No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
I dedicate all my love to your hot inner beauty	Interviews with Drivers of Lunch Trucks	we wake up every morning and train to jump into the sun	Concorde fallacy
Mantits Wikipedian	Cinematic Moments	Yosaku	Born into Trouble as the Sparks Fly Upward
Art is the lie that tells the truth	Sex with trees	He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there	anal leakage
Plumage	Chevy Chase	My So-Called Life

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