Findings:
- They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- Is there any port wine left?
- Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- Don't tell me it didn't come out
- The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
- There is nothing left for me there, except for all that I left behind
- Though you can tell me
- Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
- Spawn of Nature Trail to Hell (in 3-D): or "Oh, Nurse, there's a noder in my KY..."
- Tell me what to dream
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
- I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
- There is a panther stalks me down
- Somewhere there's a god who wants me
- Tell me another lie
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- there was more poetry in her shopping lists than in any of my rhymes
- There is likely no one left who remembers
- Tell me about your secret places
- You left me, a 36,000 lb truck fish-tailing in the mud. This is not heartbreak. This is better.
- Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
- Tell me again why it is that I love
- You tell me this is God?
- Tell me of good things that are happening in life
- let me tell you about this friend of mine
- Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
- Tell me of the nature of love
- There are a million girls like me out there
- Tell me something dangerous and true
- Is there any part of you that really wants this? Or is the pursuit like breathing to you?
- I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
- left up to you i'd drown in the desert
- I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
- This is my truth tell me yours
- As long as there are girls left do dance with this world is worth saving
- There are 74 genuinely good people left in the world, and most of them are a painful bore.
- Tell me a story about elephants
- Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
- She left me on the boardwalk with my head held in my hands.
- do not believe that any idea is the end. there is no end to ideas.
- Tell me about your faith
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- Tell me a story about flowers
- Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
- They know me not by name, but numbers
- when strangers tell me to smile
- There is no real me
- Tell me a story
- If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
- there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
- Tell me more
- There's a certain silence driving me mad
- Tell me something good
- A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
- Don't tell me everything
- you are a piece of me i wish i didn't need
- Help Me I Am In Hell
- YA protagonist, or: Where the hell is any responsible adult
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
- Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
- Give a man a mask and he'll tell you the truth
- Are there any scientific alternatives to evolution?
- There are no three letter .coms left
- There Is Nothing Left to Lose
- I'd like to thank God for allowing me
- If there's hell below we're all going to go
- you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
- If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
- There is nothing left to cry about
- This is the first time she's texted me since the morning she left.
- Tell me a story about trains
- The life train left without me
- Brought down as White, kept down as Black, brought up as None, left with me
- Don't Give Me Names
- Tell me a story about rains
- How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- Tell me a story about being really alive
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
- A Tyler By Any Other Name
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
- Why tell me that?
- Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
- Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
- Squirrels are trying to tell me something
- There's someone in my head but it's not me
- Tell me your passionate cruelty
- Tell Me What
- I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
- If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
- I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
- If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
- Got any ID please?
- Tell me where is Fancy bred?
- Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
- Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
- Look into my eyes and tell me
- Now open your eyes and tell me what you saw
- If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
- We must get there before dark, follow me
- A Jared by any other name
- Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
- Tell me of the nature of fear
- Why aren't there any female Jedi?
- Tell me, gentle youth, I pray thee
- Would you tell me if it was true?
- There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
- There is nothing growing here, in the space between she and me
- O tell me the truth about love
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
- Why didn't you listen to me?
- She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
- even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
- nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
- When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
- Things my corporate job does to scare the hell outa me
- Pop music is irrefutable proof that there is in fact a Hell
- I expected to die by fire. It didn't occur to me that I might drown instead.
- the fire didn't hurt me, though---we're old friends
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
- Drag Me to Hell
- I'd dance forever if they'd let me, you know
- She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
- He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
- Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
- I'd let a fish lick me if it'd get me out of this wheelchair.
- I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
- Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
- There is some goodness left in the World
- Monkeys to the left of me! Monkeys to the right of me!
- There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- She told me I'd make a good Satan
- Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
- The Girl I Left Behind Me
- There are no left turn lanes
- When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
- there is nothing left, no joy, no wonder, just the office and cold soup
- The stars were bright that night she left me forever
- Advice my father gave me before I left for college
- As long as there are girls left to dance with this world is worth saving
- This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
- there's nothing left to take a look at
- on the occasion of the city having fallen to the forces of evil, and there being no hope left among the people
- will my heart be there, where I left it so long ago?
- It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
- Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
- My first comet
- Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
- Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
- tell me the truth
- There Are Many People Living Inside of Me
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
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