Findings:
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- I'm fine no really
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- No, I don't have channel 11
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- You don't have any real problems
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
- You don't have to remember my name
- I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
- No, don't set it down there; that's the Void. Just leave it on the coffee table.
- I have a Shaymus and you don't.
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- The tattoo phenomenon
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.
- I'm not drinking any more
- we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
- Don't be sad
- I Ain't Got No Home In This World Any More
- Don't want to be lonely no more
- I don't have a television set
- Don’t take no wooden horses
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
- you don't have to do this
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- A reason to drink
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
- I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
- And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
- I'm related to people I don't relate to
- 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- Don't say yes if you can't say no
- One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- Does war have any redeeming features?
- Don't Come Around Here No More
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
- We don't need no education
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
- I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
- If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
- I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- I dont no (user)
- Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- So you don't have to
- Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- You don't really remember the lonely kid, do you.
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- Why don't urinals have stalls?
- don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
- The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
- You Think I'm Psycho Don't You Mama
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
- Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
- I don't have the time
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- do not believe that any idea is the end. there is no end to ideas.
- Baptist fear of dancing
- Baptist jokes
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- I have a punklin and you don't
- Cats don't have brakes
- Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?
- Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- No, don't click that!
- Don't say no
- Don't take any guff from those swine
- As long as it falls directly from your hand to mine I don't really care what it is
- No time of any kind
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
- You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
- because I have given up any care
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- Stoned music memories
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- Don't be an IM phantom
- I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
- don't need no credit card to ride this train
- Why don't I have votes today?
- Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
- E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- Being a dickhead
- WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
- I don't need to read, I'm a writer
- Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
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