• No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
• Why I no longer care about pretty girls
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• No One Gives a Shit about You Angelheaded Hipsters
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• There was no one waiting for me...
• 10 things motorcycling taught me about driving a car
• No one actually cares.
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• If No One Will Love Me
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• No one touches me
• They grow up. No one told me.
• I couldn't care less about diversity
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• One day we realized we were going to need a bigger car
• Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
• No one paints landscapes full of tumbleweeds
• You sad cookie, you *care* more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
• Make me one of you
• Spring doesn't care about you at all
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• Tell me a story about drains
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• How my psychology teacher single-handedly ruined art and music for me in one fell swoop
• Neutron-bomb landscape, lights gleaming but no sign of humanity
• No one seems to listen to what I say
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• No one can be in two places at once
• Make me one with everything
• Pale sickly white girl, why you no love me?
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• George Bush doesn't care about black people
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• No one has died
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• Dammit, one of my past lives is more attractive than me!
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• This isn't about YOU, dammit! No, wait, it IS about you (kinda).
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• Tell me about your faith
• I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
• The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• No one dreams of being a guidance counselor
• If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• You think about Everything when wrecking your car
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• Why should I care about proper HTML when it looks fine on my browser? (document)
• Tell me about my contradictions
• But lately, I've been too tired to care
• Tanks But No Tanks
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• How television car chases influenced me
• Dance As If No One Is Watching
• for one who does no evil, there is no ill
• No one wants you the way you are
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• Don't tell me about her
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• No one says anything important during the day
• No one's garden
• No one is illegal
• Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
• No Rack Can Torture Me
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• no ideas but in things
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• The Operative: No One Lives Forever
• There is likely no one left who remembers
• Ask me about Loom
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Nobody sings about modern cars
• Did You Save One Of Me?
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• It wouldn't sell so well if no one bought it
• Finally we are no one
• O tell me the truth about love
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• Close, but no cigar
• Trust No One
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• Together we kept bobbing up and down and no one came to save us.
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
• Tell me a story about cranes
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• lying here with no one near
• Two girls; one car
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• Achewood is a comic strip about cats, and one otter, and one bear.
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• Have One On Me
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• No One Can Stop the Bobsled
• There's no point unless you make one
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• No, but I'll have a beer
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• Strangers with this kind of honesty make me grow a big rubbery one
• No One Gets Left Behind
• Will no one help the widow's son?
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• You say you love; but with a voice
• One last time, to dance me out of your heart
• No Other One
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• Make no bones about it
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• The Lady Mechanic's Total Car Care for the Clueless
• One no longer loves one's insight when one communicates it
• One good thing about gangs
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• No one wants to be a nihilist
• No My Car Day
• The words no one can find
• As of now you are no longer able to openly disagree with me
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• One minute, let me iron my shoelaces
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• We're one, but we're not the same
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End

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