Findings:
- The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
- Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
- Nobody should ever see another's porn collection
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
- what my parents taught me
- MacGyver taught me that
- Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
- What did my spleen ever do for me?
- What my mother taught me
- Nobody Knows It But Me
- You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- Some things dannye taught me without trying
- Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
- Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
- What the rocks taught me
- Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
- Things Musicals Have Taught Me
- You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
- Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
- Things Fairy Tales have taught me
- The Me Nobody Knows
- Nobody Loves Me
- 10 things motorcycling taught me about driving a car
- nobody will let me start a country
- He taught me how to smoke
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- Things video games have taught me
- it's just me (user)
- Drop Kick Me Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
- The most direct path in my soul, is from me to you
- spare me (user)
- Hey sir, that handicapped boy done throw a baby at me!
- College sucked for me too
- O Lord Thou crackest me up
- can you get enough of me?
- earn it. make me love you.
- Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody
- Nobody, not even the rain, has such small hands
- Nobody likes a cyclist
- Have You Ever Walked?
- the most unusual person i ever (briefly) met
- Have you ever made a just man?
- Do you mind if I crash on yr stained glass couch for, like, ever?
- Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- Worst Node Ever
- Quincy, M.E.
- Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
- Let Me Entertain You
- Peel me a grape
- Tell me a story about elephants
- stop picking on me
- Don't call me white
- Computers are holding me hostage
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- Do you think you could love me now?
- The muffins are talking to me
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- Give me assembly language, or give me death!
- I thought you loved me
- Kiss Me
- I Want You to Want Me
- Someone to Watch over Me
- She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
- Give Me Strength
- Comin' to carry me home
- Your website makes me want to remove my brain with a rusty spoon
- Send me the pillow, the one that you dream on
- 1.) Everything is beautiful; 2.) Except me
- Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
- Well, pin a gold star on me
- Take it from me
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- Far From Me
- Thinking that the wisteria is making me homesick
- clowns scare me
- She's sitting across the table from me, my probable future wife
- all pictures of me are this exact shade of red
- Let the Mermaids Flirt with Me
- Don't Pass Me By
- Meet Me Tonight In Atlantic City: A Jersey Shore Noder Gathering
- I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
- I've Never Been to Me
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- Come Talk To Me
- the stars wait for me (document)
- Bring me porn, give me swinging doors
- Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
- You and Me
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- She handed me my first sharpened pencil.
- c me not (user)
- Before you, there was me
- Breathe on me, Breath of God
- You're either saving my life or you're killing me. I haven't decided which.
- I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
- violence comes to me like a second nature
- a subtle flavor of me hiding
- She loved me for my brains not my body. It's what zombies do.
- block me (user)
- I can feel the radiation... changing me...
- nobody likes father-son presidential teams
- Nobody in Particular_root (category)
- Things every child should be taught
- Does this ever go away?
- Will I ever know?
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- The Greatest Story Ever Told
- We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
- Shortest science fiction story ever
- Ever After
- All you ever did was let it happen
- Give me a break!
- Please help me!
- Follow Me 'Ome
- "Pity, Sympathy and People Discussing Me"
- You charm'd me not with that fair face
- When your presents give me hives
- Noli me tangere
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- It costs me nothing to be considerate
- I know they are watching me
- Don't call me Asian
- spare me the details
- "Beowulf is coming to get me!"
- Jesus Wants Me for a Sunbeam
- I wish you would talk to me
- Can You Fill Me In?
- hold me tighter
- Killing Me Softly
- The Christmas Season has it in for me.
- Tell me about your faith
- Every programmer is incompetent but me.
- Country music videos confuse me
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
- You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
- Sometimes etiquette gets me nowhere
- boss i wish you had told me
- So help me God
- Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
- On a Leander Which Miss Reynolds, My Kind Friend, Gave Me
- Marry Me a Little
- Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
- Why old people piss me off
- Kiss Me, Kate
- Bring Me to Life
- How Warrant nearly killed me
- You know you want me, baby!
- What Me Worry_root (category)
- All around me
- eat me 2000_root (category)
- You wouldn't recognize me
- MET ME IN THE TRAP (user)
- in a quiet room streaming words for me
- Cry me a river
- U READY 4 ME (user)
- let me slip you out of your skin, sweetheart
- Pick Me, Pic Me, Pick Me, Pick Me Not
- In three glorious words you destroyed me
- Monkey Gave Me a High Five
- and give it to me, in the dark, behind shivering curtains
- who me (user)
- fuck you pay me
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- Ain't Nobody's Business if You Do: The Absurdity of Consensual Crimes in Our Free Country
- Nobody sends snail mail anymore
- nobody loves a genius child
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- The bravest man I've ever known
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- Broadway is Missing out on the Biggest Idea Ever
- ever (user)
- Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
- Why can't the Democrats ever think up this kind of sleazy shit?
- /me
- why me?
- Speak To Me
- Beam Me Up, Scotty
- GP, are you with me?
- the little moose that tears me up inside
- Roll me over and fuck me again
- You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
- The letter inside of me is too long to write
- Comfort me
- Please stop annoying me
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