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Nonsexual crush
(
idea
)
by
dclatfel
Sat Nov 13 1999 at 8:50:43
A nonsexual crush is a strong
admiration
of an individual who is the wrong
gender
to be a target of a particular individual's
sexual desire
.
If they were the right
gender
, though, vavoom.
An example of this is
George
's
crush
on
Dan Cortes
(
Elaine
's
mimbo
) in an episode of
Seinfeld
.
printable version
chaos
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