Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Normally I wear protection, but then I thought, "When am I gonna make it back to Haiti?""

• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• The worst feeling is when someone makes you feel special and then leaves you hanging
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• To tell the truth I am never happier than when I am a kangaroo
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• I am a freakin' dynamo when it comes to adding single-digit numbers
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• When I am pinned and wriggling on the wall
• The monkey children were everywhere back then. Their fedoras littered the roads.
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
• I'm gonna make you come tonight
• I look better when I am wet
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• When I am King
• When the roof is caving in and the walls are crumbling and you sit back and realize it's beautiful
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• I wrote you a letter on the bus back from the city, but that's a different kind of weary
• I am many things, but I am not that strong
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• i thought i was special, but it was you
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
• somewhere, when I realize who I am
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• i carry a deep sadness of the past, perhaps always. but i am here for the present and the future. i am here for you.
• I am most faithless when I most am true.
• I am afraid to write tonight, but I must.
• Sometimes when I am wearied suddenly,
• These are the days when birds come back
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• when you watch in broadcast order sometimes dead characters will come back to life
• When you whisper to a dog, sometimes it whispers back
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• that moment of panic when you flush the toilet but nothing goes down
• you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
• I'm gonna miss this light when it's gone. I'm gonna miss this darkness too.
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• Nancy, you barker. You are what happens when eunuchs make love with shite.
• you breathe when your body makes you
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• I am blind when I want to be
• Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
• I am but higher
• I am a mathematician, but I am also an artist
• So runs my dream; but what am I?
• The truth and who I am when I look at it
• the rock here is strange. it moves when i am not looking.
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• It will be good when I am leader
• When am I an adult?
• When the jungle took the city back
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• It's a beautiful day, but the smog's back
• I remember, back in the day, when the Other Users list never exceeded 19
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• Not atheist, but what then?
• Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• What happens when you translate to Klingon and back
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• If 0=1, then I am the Pope
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• When life gives you lemons make lemonade
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• Two condoms, she makes me wear
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses
• I thought I'd take a walk today. It's a mistake I sometimes make.
• When I tighten you, you make the noise
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
• When I am stronger than now
• I know I am but summer to your heart,
• When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
• I am nothing but my sins
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• When I am an old woman
• i know you are but what am i
• Since when am I a size 6?
• I know you are, but what am I?
• I am thinking it's a sign that the freckles in our eyes are mirror images and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned
• I love you, even when I am heartless
• I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
• I cannot exactly deny what you are saying, however i am not prepared to make it part of my belief system at this time
• What am I then, if not yours?
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• I am but a moth before your flame
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• I am Abraham Lincoln, come back from the dead to clone dinosaurs and bring the war to the Congo
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• i am writing a path to my true self, for when i am lost
• I am an adventurer not by choice, but by fate
• When I am dead, my dearest
• Back when our blood was still warm
• Life sucks, then you die, then you come back
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• Converting Grams to Moles And Back Again When Dealing With Monatomic Elements
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• When I went back in time to kill you
• The here of back then
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• Burning textbooks and then selling them back
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• Yet is there hope, then Love but play thy part
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
• I got your back but you're best to watch your front
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• To wear nothing but steam
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• You couldn't save me back then. I will save you now. Trust me, take my hand.
• Back when grunge was still cool
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• But life is hard when the written word is your first language
• Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
• When I am an old man

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