Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Not to be hopelessly gay, but this line kinda makes me melt when I hear it"

• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• Heterosexist norms make it tough for gays to be themselves
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Art is whatever makes you proud to be human.
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Let me be a martyr, dammit!
• Free to Be, You and Me
• Glitter and Be Gay
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• be silent my bird, you tear me apart
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• What I want to be when I grow up
• How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• It Makes a Fellow Proud to Be a Soldier
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• Be gentle with me
• Let me be your fantasy
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• When did you choose to be left-handed?
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• Choosing to be gay
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• Not to die but to be reborn...
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• Let Me Be Your Shelter
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• It will be good when I am leader
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• Easier to be gay
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• If your wish be to close me
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Why wiring your own phone line might not be a good idea
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• OBAFGKM
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• I am blind when I want to be
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• Let's Make Up and Be Friendly
• The Lines That Used To Be
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• There are times when they seem to be right
• Glad to be gay
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Starving in the greenhouse
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• (Sing If You're) Glad to be Gay
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Look siad me Be like me
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• Hot pursuit
• marry me and you'll be safe
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• When shall I be free?
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Tears must be shed to make room for the laughter
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy

If you Log in you could create a "Not to be hopelessly gay, but this line kinda makes me melt when I hear it" node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.