• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• Jobs that can drive you to the poorhouse, and how to avoid them
• Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them
• Why do we treat them so well?
• Words are how we see you. Use them well.
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
• Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
• we can take them
• Some things are True whether you believe in them or not
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• Dr Pepper imitations
• Some things exist whether you believe in them or not
• But the fire doesn't sing to them anymore
• two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
• retracing unknown lines in the dark so I can follow them blindly
• You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• but the worm ended up killing them too
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
• Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• Fuck them all but the six
• One Node to Rule Them All
• By their fruits you shall know them
• I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• Crappy electronics ate my balls - and the repair shop chewed them
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• The world has conquered them
• you can close your eyes but not your ears
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you pay them
• we never hear them calling to us
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• Everyone tells their own story with them as the star
• Seize Them!
• Haw you, gies one o' them biscuits
• This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
• I don't suppose we can wait for some alien race to come down and threaten us
• Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
• Them Bones
• The best part of having a roommate is getting to bitch about them incessantly
• A Little Child Shall Lead Them
• The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
• view them both
• these couplets are a waste of time; i never seem to make them scan
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• Catch my tumbling thoughts and place them next to a spoon
• If you don't want us to look at your breasts, don't shove them in our faces
• T.H.E.M.
• DOS filenames with spaces in them
• I call them "Wraps"
• When life hands you lemons, throw them back.
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
• IP Addresses and How to Deal With Them
• Xbox heralds the end of gaming consoles as we know them?
• Degrees of Pornography
• Common Heroes and how to deal with them
• all of them just coming over here and so on
• I will give them refuge in my own life
• They Prayed to their Code To Give them Light
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Can you spare some change?
• Some stuff you physically can NOT do
• Them are fightin' words
• If you love somebody, set them free
• Goops and How to be Them
• It's best not to touch them while they are leaving
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• Hand them a straw, and they'll suck the life out of you.
• I cannot help but think in scenes and paint in memories
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Damn beer can taste exceptional some times!
• Frowning on external links, then smiling, then bouncing them a little
• Garage sale - Feelings free, take them all!
• These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• You see them too; Golden butterflies, countless in number
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• In the maze of my mind, some paths cannot be backtracked
• Words may sound funny if you repeat them aloud too many times
• Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
• All these geeks with not a lump of coal to share between them
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• In The Duchess Of Malfi, the horrors of act IV, scene i are less important than the characters' reaction to them
• the galaxy that may or may not exist between them
• she made them, like fire, expansible over all space
• but mr can you maybe listen there's
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• Let them have Festivas
• Them Lunch Toters
• Video games make kids violent! Tiger Woods PGA Tour '01 makes them pro golfers!
• Until the earth and sky met and locked the distance between them forever
• Zulus, thousands of them!
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• How do ya like them apples?
• We left our dead where they lay and the sand preserved them
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• Teach Them to Fish
• A seething hatred for assholes, bullies and those that don't seem to mind them
• Make them puke on your noise
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• What Happened to Them at Surinam, and How Candide Became Acquainted with Martin
• Many nodes with only short sentences in them.
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• Stretching your legs to prepare them for the lotus position
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• thems the sticks (user)
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• Photographs never lie, until you edit them!
• Strike Them Hard, Drag Them to Church
• The closer you are to someone, the easier it is to hurt them
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• No point in mentioning the bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.
• silence them by numbers
• The things just echo in my head instead of speaking them
• Burning textbooks and then selling them back
• What eyes with the dread night in them?
• The streets are old and dirty and old and I like them
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• Of diamonds and those that have them
• Make them dance on your noise
• You can, but you may not
• I eat them by the handful
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• chop saw
• She brought them home to meet the dog
• And the silence between them? Like the stars.
• Stomp my guts out. I'm not using them.
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• All bastards are bastards, but some bastards is bastards
• Ack! That person doesn't fit in a category! Quick, find one for them!
• Bless them hagafens!
• Us vs. Them
• Learn the Rules Before You Break Them
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
• Them's Good Eatin'
• I want them to go out as unseen as they came
• There are a couple of people in a cafe with only glass between them. And something important is happening
• Do not put pets in the microwave to dry them
• a constant, low wind trembles through him, catching his words and sending them out into the world
• without really seeing them and
• Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• Slay them all. God will know his own.
• What, we don't shoot them now?
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• There are 74 genuinely good people left in the world, and most of them are a painful bore.
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• I cannot find the right words to touch the sky with me Yesterday tomorrow and forever in a white crystalline bask of your teddy bear beauty will you love me yes ok thx!
• Hush, I stole them out of the moon
• Them Node Writers
• Suppose I try to tell you the secrets of this house, and them that live here
• It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
• It's the white in the knuckles and the gold in them buckles

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