Findings:
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- Know your pets
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- Reading ahead in comic calendars
- Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- The rather religious attitude certain people have towards food
- play dumb
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Using a command line
- Dead links in writeups
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- Professors who have contempt for their students
- Type A blood
- Flaunting your sexuality
- Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
- Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
- two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- Capitalize, please
- Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
- We would rather drown in a sea of tears than alter our beliefs.
- I would have cooled this if you had written it
- Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- by people who know what salsa should taste like
- People who don't read
- Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
- Warmer winds than this have frozen sunnier days
- What pornos would have us believe
- For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
- On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
- You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
- Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- Those who would sacrifice essential liberties for a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
- Penises have higher bandwidth than cable modems
- Who are the people in your neighborhood?
- There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
- The difference between reply and reply to all
- The sand people ride in single file to hide their numbers
- Rather than trying
- Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
- The five people you must have in your life at all times
- People have fucked up before
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
- Americans have more than 40 words for boobies
- For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
- a thousand more names I would have called you. One more enormous thing.
- Those people who laugh too loudly
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
- Why is there something rather than nothing?
- Dreamy things people have said to me
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- The dog who would not beg
- We are the people we have been waiting for.
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
- People who don't smoke will never die
- To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
- People who died laughing
- I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
- Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
- who would play (Deleted) in the movie of (Deleted)?
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- Such knowledge would do nothing more than haunt your dreams and frustrate your days
- you would have been
- How to "Have People"
- For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
- People on the dance floor who don't dance
- Why female athletes are paid less than their male counterparts
- IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
- A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
- It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
- I guess that I am the one who has changed
- The dog who would not move
- American politicians who have studied abroad
- Who would win in a fight between Link and Cloud Strife?
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
- The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
- 100% of people who don't smoke, die
- Rap artists who insist on singing their own name in their songs
- Animals people have sex with
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- The tendency for furries to have their species as a surname
- We know we have fallen because we know who we are
- It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
- Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
- The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light
- Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
- To all the cold people who want to be warm again
- Open letter from Saddam Hussein to the American peoples and the western peoples and their gov'ts
- Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
- people on the bottom-side of the world wet their hair with tears
- Comfort the child that looks most beautiful, rather than the one that is crying
- a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
- Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
- There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- Lefties who have no sense of humour
- Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
- God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
- I'd rather fight giant monsters than work at McDonald's
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- Making the Movies VII Movie Stars Who Risk Their Lives for Realistic Films
- The dog who would not come in
- Actors who have played Bruce Wayne / Batman
- cat haters
- sometimes, people are more than just OK
- Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
- Who Would Jesus Bomb?
- Who would win in a knife fight between Webster 1913 and Vulgar Tongue 1811 on the moon?
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
- The bored who complain
- The People who Fell into the Sky
- people who wear camo
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees
- The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- Are all male catlovers gay?
- In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
- The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
- Bands Who Take Their Names from Eighteenth-century English Poetry and Prose
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
- I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
- People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
- Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
- Your social security check is late! Stuff costs more than it used to! Young people use curse words!
- you, who would stifle beautiful words not yet born
- Highly ornamental cultivars of brambles still have as many thorns as their wild counterparts
- Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
- The other people who hate war
- Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
- It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
- People who love FTP
- More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
- Strange things homeless people have said to me
- I have children; therefore I am better than you
- Dead people I have known
- The dog who would not back off
- Actors who have played Hitler
- Nobody cares who would in a fistfight between Anne Frank and Lizzie Borden
- Rednecks hating Canada
- Two people who are not touching
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- Skinny people have it bad, too
- People want what they cannot have
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- The rules of pool are not selective
- Why do people vote against their interests?
- When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
- Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
- Famous people who can run a marathon
- Feeding people who struggle to eat
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