Findings:
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- Don't talk about me behind my back
- "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Women want me when I'm taken
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
- We don't talk about those sorts of things
- Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
- What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
- Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
- When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
- Don't You (Forget About Me)
- Don't tell me about her
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- Please Don't Bury Me
- Who i think about when i dont want to smile
- Please don't force your beliefs on me
- When to talk about religion
- I hate you. Please don't leave me.
- What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
- Don't talk about your mamma like that
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
- I'm not talking about
- How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
- Ask me about Grim Fandango
- Please let me wake up and find myself found
- When I asked Anna to marry me
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
- I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
- The "Look at me! I'm breaking the law!" problem
- The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
- Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
- I'm always breathless when you call
- Please Kill Me
- Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
- What a Shame About Me
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- Don't send me roses
- Dont come near me (user)
- It's memories that I'm stealing, but you're innocent when you dream
- Please help me!
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- You gave me wings when you showed me the birds
- Tell me a story about clouds
- tell me a story about lesbians
- tell me a story about really being undead
- Talk to me like the rain and let me listen
- Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
- kill him dead; don't call me
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
- talk to me not the computer
- Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
- Tell me a story about being really alive
- Please let me out, I won't do it again
- Don't make me get my shoe!
- You Say You Don't Love Me
- Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
- For when you and your shiftless friends are thinking about seeing a movie
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
- Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
- Don't wait up for me
- Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
- I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
- I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
- I'm not in love, set me free
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- Shag Me, I'm Famous
- This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
- When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
- What will happen to me, when you die?
- So why talk about politics now
- Please don't feed the troll
- Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
- Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
- When I'm Sixty-Four
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
- Let's talk about the end of the world as we know it
- Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
- I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
- They Don't Want Me
- I don't mind if you forget me
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
- You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
- Give me a moment, please
- Tell me about your faith
- She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
- I'm All You Can Think About
- Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
- Don't call me Asian
- Don't Blame Me
- please take me to see my mother
- Don't Deny Me (user)
- Please don't send your resume
- Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
- Please Please Me
- Let's Talk About Feelings
- She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
- Talk About the Passion
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- You think about Everything when wrecking your car
- If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
- If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
- Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
- Stoned music memories
- I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- Break me. I'm elated.
- Please stop annoying me
- My Thermos talks to me
- If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
- Please do not bring me flowers
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
- I'm just talking about Shaft
- Don't tell me everything
- I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
- Don't make me come to Vegas
- When night taught you to let light talk
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
- Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
- Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
- Strangers talk to me
- If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
- It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
- Don't tread on me
- Please don't bring your kids
- "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- Please don't smoke the mystery bag
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Someone please kill me
- Ask me about Loom
- Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
- Things a Computer Scientist Rarely Talks About
- Tell me about my contradictions
- It's too early to talk about God, or women
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- customers don't trust me
- Please remember to let me down gently.
- I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
- Please don't apologize for your identity
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- Don't Kill Her Daddy with Careless Talk
- I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
- I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
- Please don't take my sunshine away.
- I'm so shallow, A new T-Shirt makes me happy
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- I know more when I'm alone
- I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
- Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
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