Findings:

• Why don't polar bears eat penguins?
• Please don't take my sunshine away.
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Please don't grab at my notebook, my love
• Eat it, don't read it
• Don't Eat The Neighbours
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Don't eat the brown acid
• Please don't send your resume
• please don't go
• Please Don't Bury Me
• When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
• Please don't bring your kids
• Don't shit where you eat
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Please don't peel the sweet corn
• Don't let your cat eat toothpaste
• Please don't smoke the mystery bag
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• Please Don't Kill the Freshman
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• Please Don't Destroy
• Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em
• Please don't apologize for your identity
• Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Please don't feed the troll
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• a twirling daisy white with milk and love
• daisy wheel printer
• Daisied
• Daisies of the Galaxy
• Daisy Pusher
• pushing up daisies
• Dizzy Daisy
• Princess Daisy
• Daisy Buchanan
• whoopsie daisy
• The green light at the end of Daisy's dock
• Tripping Daisy
• Daisy Miller
• Daisy Bates
• Daisy Hill Puppy Farm
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• Daisy Bell (A Bicycle Built for Two)
• My Dearest Daisy
• Push Th' Little Daisies
• Daisy Kitten (user)
• Daisy chain
• He gave her a daisy
• daisy (user)
• To Daisies, not to shut so soon
• Daisy Ashford
• Daisy Fraser
• Violet and Daisy Hilton
• Daisy Girl
• Daisy Chainsaw
• Daisy Cutter
• daisy wheel
• Daisy Duck
• Daisy Fuentes
• Daisy Donovan
• Dreaming in the Daisies of Roses
• Lady Daisy
• Daisy Age
• Shasta daisy
• I want daisy chains and lazy bees and the smell of rain.
• the daisies that died when you picked them
• Pushing Daisies
• daisyy (user)
• Daisy Ridley
• Graveyard Daisy (user)
• Don't Be Afraid
• Don't panic
• don't care
• (Don't Fear) The Reaper
• Don't try this at home
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• You Don't Know Jack
• Don't
• I don't know
• Contradictions don't exist
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Don't stand so close to me
• Node what you don't know
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• Don't Look Back
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Americans don't speak English
• I just don't know when to quit.
• Don't order meat well-done
• Don't Tell Alfred
• Don't mess with Texas
• you don't want to know
• Don't Vote!
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Saying what you don't mean
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Baptist jokes
• Revenge of "Christians don't believe"
• This is not a joke, so please stop smiling
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• I don't believe in people
• I don't believe in right and wrong
• Don't Go Out the Door
• I don't think of her
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• Mountain Don't
• Boys Don't Cry
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Don't lock your keys in your car
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Show, don't tell
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• I don't want children
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't beat around the bush
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't see like you
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't call me white
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• Don't piss here
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• Don't look out the window in the morning

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