Findings:

• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• You can't get there from here
• I can't "get interested", dumbass
• Can't Get You Out of My Thoughts
• They Were Wrong, So We Drowned
• I think I will stay here until it gets dark tonight
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Why can't I get ADSL?
• can't get with
• You Can't Always Get What You Want
• The movies always get it wrong
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
• Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• It's all happy endings and meaningful conversation until someone gets hurt
• If you're not in the picture you can't get framed.
• Can't get you out of my head
• Of course, they were wrong
• I can't get comfortable here
• Why can't I get that good kind of depression?
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• Why can't I get over her
• Words you can't use unless they describe you
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• Stuck in a moment you can't get out of
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• I can't wait until I join it.
• At least things can't get any worse
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• They managed to get to the moon despite it
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• Can't we all just get along?
• Rape committed by women
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• and it gets lonely in the rain while they wait for their hook-up
• They Say It Gets Easier
• "It gets better" or so they say.
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• spin until you get dizzy, then spin the other way to cancel it out
• I won't get over it until people get over Jesus
• Everyone has something they can't cook
• Eat your dreams, before they get cold.
• I never remembered my dreams until they started being about you
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• They called the wrong Grandma today...
• Discreet, until they rock your world
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• You Can't Get to Heaven
• If I get taxed in my job, why can't I vote?
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• Some Lovers Try Positions That They Can't Handle
• Can't Hardly Wait
• can't
• White Men Can't Jump
• Parker Lewis Can't Lose
• You Can't Do That on Television
• I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
• Canted
• YOU CAN'T FIGHT EVIL WITH A MACARONI DUCK!
• we just can't give 'em away!
• You can't have everything
• can't happen
• You can't handle the truth
• Anarchy can't last
• Canted Angle
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen
• Can't Buy Me Love
• You Can't Do That on Stage Anymore
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• I guess you really can't know anybody after all
• You can't eat a flag
• Why is the word for lisping one that lispers can't pronounce?
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• I can't stand up for falling down
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• You gotta leave your mark somehow, and if you can't leave a purple face, leave something else!
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• Can't talk. Coming down.
• Shafties can't wheelie
• Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
• You Can't See It
• I can't wake up
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• You can't defend yourself with a gun!
• You can't love with half a heart
• I can't find the any key
• Can't change me
• You Can't Stop the Bum Rush
• All That You Can't Leave Behind
• I can't have an original idea anymore
• I can't see your face in my mind
• You can't look cool carrying a poodle
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• You Can't Have Mary
• If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
• You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs
• The starfish sends a message in code that you can't see from the lighthouse
• If You Can't Change the Roll - We Can't Help You.
• OSS can't fail
• We Can't Dance
• Elephants can't jump
• I can't stop torturing myself
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• You can't chop a tree down with your head
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• How not to faint when you can't move
• I can't hear you
• you can't polish a turd
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• If I can't win I don't want to play
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• you can't prove that
• Can't Come Down
• The second step is to accept that shit ain't going wrong
• We can't stop here. This is bat country!
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• complex numbers can't be ordered
• The poor can't afford to buy cheap
• I can't spend another autumn without the trees
• You can't cross the same river twice
• Dammit! I can't win
• I can't feel my legs
• Americans can't understand Communism
• You can't fight ideas with bullets
• can't hack it
• Chewbacca can't pronounce his own name
• You can't squeeze blood from a stone
• You can't make an omelet without killing a few people
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• You Can't Keep a Good Woman Down
• We got the kind of games you can't rent at Blockbuster
• The Ten Things You Can't Say in America
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• Baseball Chronicles III: U Can't Yank R Johnson
• Sorry, I can't hear what you say
• Can't Stop The Music
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners

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