New effort being undertaken by a non-partisan
coalition which, if successful will be of a much greater benefit to society as a whole than the similarly named
Project Gutenberg. Thousands of people accross the nation have agreed to stop (by force if nessecary) the "
actor" Steve Guttenberg from stepping in front of a
television or movie camera,
webcam, or on to any performing arts stage. This will be followed by a feverent letter-writing
campaign to local
network affiliates and
cable stations and national television network offices to completely eradicate Steve Guttenberg from the airwaves. The major
executives of all recorded
media will be pressured to discontinue the release of any Guttenberg or Guttenberg-related material, and all existing copies will be rounded up and burned during a special "
burning man" like event. Sculptors from around the
globe will arrive in southern californa where the assembled video tapes,
DVDs and
laser disks will be constructed into a several hundred-foot tall likenes of
Steve Guttenberg which will then be lit on fire, to the oohs and ahhs of geeks and hippies everywhere.
Join Project Steve Guttenberg today!