Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Questions I never asked, but now that you mention it, I still don't give a shit"

• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• we can give up, but the world never will
• the ocean is never calm and still, but the depths are very different from the surface
• Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• I still miss you, now and then. You'll never know.
• Calling, always calling, not understanding, but calling still.
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• always morning, but never breakfast
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• Born, never asked
• /but what was the question?
• questions to ask of friends and lovers
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• Being a dickhead
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Questions to ask yourself on the way to self-discovery
• what she's building now, it isn't much, but it's hers
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• Skim this life but never live
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Questions I'd like to ask my father
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Don't ask don't tell
• Give crowns and pounds and guineas, but not your heart away
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.
• I call, but I never talk. I knock, but I never enter. I feel a bit insecure.
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• It never rains but it pours
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• Questions I Ask Myself At Night In Bed
• We never asked to be babysitters
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• but don't take my word for it
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
• Before you ask a question
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• Sexist jokes
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• 10 questions to ask myself after waking up in a dumpster
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• But can you still cry like a child?
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• forever falling, but never losing altitude
• but the future is always tomorrow -- even now drowning in bytes
• Love cookies
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• Ask a stupid question
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• Don't take this personally, but it's personal
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• Leaving nothing but questions
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
• If a system is given nothing but a steady supply of unconditional self-affirmation, it will never see an impetus to cure its ills
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• executed but never exposed
• The question nobody asks
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• Sugar and shit in the same bag; she lost the battle but is winning the war
• Forever blue, but never black
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• I've never asked a heart for rent money
• Hours pass, but she still counts the minutes
• It's not happening here, but it is happening now.
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• We kiss on the mouth but still cough down our sleeves
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• Don't ask
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• Yeah, but still
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• Small but still a person
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• the universe asked a question, and you are the answer
• ask questions instead of delivering judgements
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• breathe and ask questions
• like you're blind but still can see
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
• I never asked to be born you know
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• A gentleman never asks and a lady never tells

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