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Remember to include ALL your e-mail addresses
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by
ModernAngel
Wed Jan 26 2000 at 1:26:27
A popular
phrase
in the "how to be removed from our list" section of
spam
.
We
spammed
you.
We
trade with
companies that
harvest and sell e-mail addresses
.
You
requested removal
from our
spamee
list.
Now we know your
e-mail address
is
valid
and
active
.
Therefore
we know the harvesting company supplies valid e-mail addresses.
Therefore we will continue to
trade
with them.
We continued
spamming
you.
Please include
your other e-mail addresses
in
future correspondence
.
Therefore, we may
add them to our list
and spam those addresses too.
In case you
drop
this e-mail account, perhaps due to the
excessive spam
you receive here, we can still get our
Very Important Message We're Sure You'll Thank Us For
to you via a different account.
If we can't sell you our
product
, maybe you can still
generate income
for us when we sell your other,
verified e-mail addresses
back to our
e-mail address supplier
.
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