Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Seriously. A metal detector. The only guns I've seen anywhere in China were shotguns held by the armored car guys."

• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
• The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• There were only twelve raindrops, she counted them on the windshield under heavy soft skies
• The Only Song I've Ever Written
• And our cars all jumped forward like bottles on a table thumped by a drunk
• We ate sidewalk chalk until dawn, stopping only to cheer on passers by
• If only Che Guevara were a revolutionary in his own country
• Help! Help! We're being held prisoner in a system software factory!
• An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
• You were the one beam of light in my life; I responded by putting on sunglasses.
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• A men's Oxford, sleeves messily turned up to the elbows, held together by wishful thinking
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• Gun control in China
• These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet
• I've seen what you call a museum, and it hasn't improved in 10 years
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• Only her big toes were painted
• The dark riders were not sleeping. They were only resting their eyes.
• Things I've seen done with those Free AOL CDs
• I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
• armored car
• The Wild Colonials
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood
• How to get hit by a car
• High speed car chase through a residential area, or: Why you shouldn't piss off a Mexican with a gun
• Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
• The only cable car in Ireland
• Only at Chuck E. Cheese's, in the small hours with a gun in my hand, do I feel truly alive
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• He backed the verbal car into the garage, only to crash it into the wall
• The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
• I've been duped by Satan!
• I've Seen It All
• i've seen earthworms larger than your average snake
• We're Only In It For The Money
• I've seen Irish famines with more potatoes than this
• I've Seen Your Picture
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• My doubts were not the only thing lingering
• The stories I could tell you, if you only were here to hear
• Outcomes of World War II
• Fossils were put there by God
• Ten "extra toppings" received by the "20 fun things to do while ordering a pizza" guy
• Worry not about the cars that go by
• A World Lit Only By Fire
• Statement by the President on American Plane and Crew in China, 4/2/01
• Eating only rice to get by
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• The bad guy dies by accident
• Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and Its Fucking Golden (node_forward)
• Only by spreading rights to others do we ensure those rights for ourselves.
• Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and It's Fucking Golden
• Technically, it's unlikely you were dropkicked by Jesus
• getting hit by a guy
• As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
• drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
• Metals present in a modern car
• when all material scatters and ashes amplify the only place that matters is by your side
• On feeling haunted by words which were never said
• Only Nixon can go to China
• But we're leaving St. Francis in the trunk of the car
• You were the flying car we were promised
• gun metal satin
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• metal detector
• One day we realized we were going to need a bigger car
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• rage with an intensity rivaled only by the leaf that suddenly floats to the ground
• If imitation guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have imitation guns
• I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• Nobody Knows the Trouble I've Seen
• Ski piss
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will accidentally shoot their children
• I've already forgotten the examples, and only the feeling remains
• I've seen old men crying at their own gravesides
• If only the spaghetti westerns were half as good as their titles
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• I've Seen Everything
• Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots
• The only things missing were a banjo and Jon Voight
• We CAN walk through walls since we're only 0.01% substance
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
• ghost shapes seen only in shadow
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• I've got a brand new anti-aircraft gun
• RFC 602
• Write Once, Run Anywhere
• There is no friend anywhere
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• Any Time, Any Place, Anywhere
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• Any time! Anywhere!
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Getting a free ice cream anywhere in the UK
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• you're never anywhere i find you
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• At Home Or Abroad And Anywhere In Between
• I would recognize that face anywhere
• It takes 30 minutes to get anywhere
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• powered armor
• reactive armor
• spaced armor
• RAM Chip armor
• scroll of enchant armor
• Armor Class
• Scroll of destroy armor
• Hard, Crusty Armor of Antismiting
• Skeleton in Armor
• Skorpion Armored Assault Launcher
• Crossbolt Mobile Armored Helipad
• Guyver : Bio-Booster Armor
• leather armor
• studded leather armor
• spiked leather armor
• padded armor
• cage armor
• Armor Center March
• "The cynic's path" or "Chronicles of a knight in sour armor"
• We were Rome once
• Plot Armor
• obscurity is armor against being wrong
• A new, bold, creative kind of plate armor
• by definition
• Saved by the Bell
• clue by four
• Chased by bears
• The Unreasonable Effectiveness of Mathematics
• by
• Call now, operators are standing by.
• Dividing by zero
• Down By Law
• division by zero error
• North by Northwest
• This music crept by me upon the waters
• The change of Philomel, by the barbarous king
• People referred to by three initials
• Live by the sword, die by the arrow
• design by contract
• Call by reference
• Some Girls Wander by Mistake
• by any means necessary
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• Songs destroyed by use in television advertising
• Bill Gates is a character owned by Microsoft Corporation
• By the power of Grayskull!
• I got jacked by the FBI, CNN and amazon.com
• virgin by choice
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• go by the board

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