Findings:
- a light wind is enough to make me smile or cry
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
- your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- The mindset of being alone but not lonely
- I could never draw but they made me an artist
- Sorry for the inconvenience, but the beta has come to an end.
- I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
- That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- There's someone in my head but it's not me
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
- When willpower isn't enough
- Girls possess me but they're never mine.
- Welcome to Canada; we're closed for the playoffs
- your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
- A few, but enough.
- But this isn't a Cyberpunk story
- love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
- Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
- How to lose your temper, your job and any last traces of respect for Management
- Survival isn't good enough, you have to live
- Don't make me get my shoe!
- Growing older makes me depressed
- My parents conspire to make me a porn star
- Make me one with everything
- Santa Claus isn't real! Sorry!
- You know to me she's but a fetish
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- the smallest number that looks prime but isn't
- For to lose I could accept but to surrender I just wept
- But they're entertaining lies, and in the end, isn't that the real truth?
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- what she's building now, it isn't much, but it's hers
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
- I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
- Come, let me gnaw your fingernails that I may absorb and lose myself in the wise and gritty detritus
- Eating in the morning makes me sick
- I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- you make me think of death
- That one makes me scream, she said
- Being rejected by someone you really respect
- Your website makes me want to remove my brain with a rusty spoon
- makes me want to be a better hacker
- Tell me a story about being really alive
- MTV Makes Me Wanna Smoke Crack
- The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
- The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- Nobody Knows It But Me
- They know me not by name, but numbers
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
- every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
- New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
- The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
- The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
- I may never be queen, but you will never break me
- I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
- I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
- in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- But it isn't
- if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
- But what's stopping me from staring at the stars now?
- please bully me; my life is not shitty enough
- Sorry kids, this just isn't true. We just dress it up better
- Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- Losing the respect of your community
- if you walk across the street in this town with someone, make sure the guy's name isn't Jay Walker
- I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
- Does this dress make me look fat?
- As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
- C is for cookie, and that's good enough for me
- It makes lots of sense to me. Unfortunately, that's what hurts the most.
- Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
- simple answers make me insane
- Bush and Gore Make Me Wanna Ralph
- My SUV makes me feel important!
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- What makes me beautiful
- Death makes me tired
- Cheap brandy makes me love you and vomit
- Getting my blood drawn makes me cry
- She told me I'd make a good Satan
- Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
- Sorry, we don't make that in YOUR size
- Does this singularity make me look fat?
- it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
- Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
- i am a human being. nothing human is alien to me.
- Forgive me for being afraid of the world
- I was me before being me was cool.
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- Every programmer is incompetent but me.
- Sadness isn't sadness, but happiness in a black jacket
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- Being a dickhead
- It's cold today, but not cold enough for an ice storm
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- I remember books being like air and food and water to me
- You say you love; but with a voice
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
- you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- Tell me a story about being really undead
- But beauteous fields lie just before me
- but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
- curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
- You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
- I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
- She might not need me. But then again she might.
- You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
- You don't know me, but someday you will
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- It isn’t fun to hide. But it will protect you from lightning.
- one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
- You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
- the world's big enough, but how about your mind?
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
- I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
- You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
- can you get enough of me?
- sleep doesn't take me far enough.
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
- Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
- Nobody for me but you
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- it made me sick but kept me warm
- There has to be a better way to make human beings
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