Findings:

• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing.
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• Are we really all that we chalk ourselves up to be?
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• Mind without body
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• The Ten Commandments revised
• They knew what our pain would be.
• Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?
• Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
• That would be me
• Just to see what it would be like
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
• REALLY BAD RASH (user)
• eternity would be boring
• The best kind of bartender
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about reading and books with someone that openly admits to being a bad reader
• Sudanese Volunteer Project
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• University students can be really stupid
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Where would America be without Canada?
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• That Would Be Enough
• What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• REALLY REALLY BAD RA (user)
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• You mean the me that you would be
• What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
• We Thought You Would Be Prettier
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• How can idealism be a bad thing?
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• Newbie's Guide to Really Bad Chess
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• I never thought it would be like this
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• play dumb
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• but you wanna be bad
• What life after death will really be like
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• The Man Who Would Be King
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Really Bad Compression
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• A whimper would be fine
• That I Would Be Good
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• it would be hilarious if only
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• Life without music would be a mistake
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• what would it take to be serene again?
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• If you would be seated
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• Wearing waterproof mascara for goodbyes should be a given, really.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• Damn it Feels Bad to be an Angsta
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• Do you really want Alexa to be hearing this
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• If you would be so kind
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Bad fantasy novels
• Bad posture
• My bad
• Bad Habit
• Big Bad Wolf
• The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
• bad karma
• bad conscience
• Bad Idea Jeans
• bad bookstore
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• bad memories car
• Bad math teacher
• Bad Company
• A bad 21st birthday
• It's too bad that Everything has 5205700 errors
• Bad Boy Bill
• Napster BAD!
• This is probably a bad thing.
• 2 Bad Mice
• The Tale of Two Bad Mice
• The Story of a Fierce Bad Rabbit
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• It's always a pleasure to elevate a bad mood to an abstract principle
• Bad Astronaut
• Why capital punishment is a bad idea
• Love is the source of the best bad metaphors
• All Hands on the Bad One
• the bad conductor joke
• You make that sound like a bad thing
• Why fucking cows is a bad idea
• bad password
• Bad kisser
• Mace Windu is a bad motherfucker
• Bad habits of the orangutans at the National Zoo
• It's not that bad
• there's good and bad in being a database administrator

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