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The Letter Of Aristeas
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When the king had
applaud
ed loud and long in the most
gracious
way, the guests were urged to seek
repose
. So when the conversation ceased, they devoted themselves to the next course of the feast.
On the following day, the same arrangement was observed, and when the king found an
opportunity
of putting questions to the men, he questioned the first of those who had been left over
for the next
interrogation
, What is the highest form of government? And he replied, 'To rule oneself and not to be carried away by
impulse
s. For all men possess a certain natural bent of mind.
It is probable that most men have an
inclination
towards food and drink and pleasure, and kings a bent towards the
acquisition
of territory and great renown. But it is good that there should be
moderation
in all things. What God gives, that you must take and keep, but never
yearn
for things that are beyond your reach.'
Pleased with these words, the king asked the next How he could be free from
envy
? And he after a brief pause replied, 'If you consider first of all that it is God who bestows on all kings glory and great wealth and no one is king by his own power. All men wish to share this
glory
but cannot, since it is the gift of God.'
The king praised the man in a long speech and then asked another How he could
despise
his enemies? And he replied, 'If you show
kindness
to all men and win their
friendship
, you need fear no one. To be
popular
with all men is the best of good gifts to receive from God.'
Having praised this answer the king ordered the next man to reply to the question, How he could maintain his great
renown
? and he replied that 'If you are
generous
and large-hearted in bestowing kindness and acts of grace upon others, you will never lose your renown, but if you wish the
aforesaid
graces to continue yours, you must call upon God continually.'
The king expressed his approval and asked the next, To whom ought a man to show
liberality
? And he replied, 'All men acknowledge that we ought to show liberality to those who are well disposed towards us, but I think that we ought to show the same keen spirit of
generosity
to those who are opposed to us that by this means we may win them over to the right and to what is advantageous to ourselves. But we must pray to God that this may be accomplished, for he rules the minds of all men.'
Having expressed his agreement with the answer, the king asked the sixth to reply to the question, To whom ought we to exhibit gratitude? And he replied, 'To our parents continually, for God has given us a most important
commandment
with regard to the honour due to parents. In the next place He reckons the attitude of friend towards friend for He speaks of "a friend which is as thine own soul". You do well in trying to bring all men into friendship with yourself.'
The king spoke kindly to him and then asked the next, What is it that resembles
beauty
in value? And he said, 'Piety, for it is the
pre-eminent
form of beauty, and its power lies in love, which is the gift of God. This you have already acquired and with it all the blessings of life.'
The king in the most gracious way applauded the answer and asked another How, if he were to fail, he could regain his
reputation
again in the same
degree
? And he said, 'It is not possible for you to fail, for you have
sown
in all men the seeds of
gratitude
which produce a harvest of goodwill,
and this is mightier than the strongest weapons and
guarantee
s the greatest security. But if any man does fail, he must never again do those things which caused his failure, but he must form friendships and act justly. For it is the gift of God to be able to do good actions and not the contrary.'
Delighted with these words, the king asked another How he could be free from
grief
? And he replied, 'If he never injured any one, but did good to everybody and followed the pathway of
righteousness
, for its fruits bring freedom from grief. But we must pray to God that unexpected evils such as death or disease or pain or anything of this kind may not come upon us and injure us. But since you are devoted to piety, no such
misfortune
will ever come upon you.'
The king bestowed great praise upon him and asked the tenth, What is the highest form of
glory
? And he said, 'To honour God, and this is done not with gifts and sacrifices but with purity of
soul
and holy
conviction
, since all things are fashioned and governed by God in accordance with His will. Of this purpose you are in constant possession as all men can see from your
achievement
s in the past and in the present.'
With loud voice the king greeted them all and spoke kindly to them, and all those who were present expressed their approval, especially the
philosopher
s. For they were far
superior
to them
i.e. the philosophers
both in
conduct
and in
argument
, since they always made God their starting point. After this the king to show his good feeling proceeded to
drink the health
of his guests.
On the following day the same arrangements were made for the banquet, and the king, as soon as an
opportunity
occurred, began to put questions to the men who sat next to those who had already responded, and he said to the first 'Is wisdom capable of being taught?' And he said, 'The soul is so constituted that it is able by the
divine power
to receive all the good and reject the contrary.'
The king expressed approval and asked the next man, What is it that is most beneficial to
health
? And he said, '
Temperance
, and it is not possible to acquire this unless God create a disposition towards it.'
The king spoke kindly to the man and said to another, 'How can a man worthily pay the
debt of gratitude
to his parents?' And he said, 'By never causing them pain, and this is not possible unless God dispose the mind to the pursuit of the noblest ends.'
The king expressed agreement and asked the next How he could become an
eager
listener? And he said, 'By remembering that all knowledge is useful, because it enables you by the help of God in a time of
emergency
to select some of the things which you have learned and apply them to the
crisis
which confronts you. And so the efforts of men are fulfilled by the assistance of God.'
The king praised him and asked the next How he could avoid doing anything contrary to
law
? And he said, 'If you recognize that it is God who has put the thoughts into the hearts of the
lawgiver
s that the lives of men might be preserved, you will follow them.'
The king acknowledged the man's answer and said to another, 'What is the advantage of
kinship
?' And he replied, 'If we consider that we ourselves are afflicted by the misfortunes which fall upon our relatives and if their
suffering
s become our own - then the strength of kinship is
apparent at once, for it is only when such feeling is shown that we shall win honour and
esteem
in their eyes. For help, when it is linked with kindliness, is of itself a bond which is altogether
indissoluble
. And in the day of their prosperity we must not crave their possessions, but must pray God to bestow all manner of good upon them.'
And having accorded to him the same praise as to the rest, the king asked another How he could attain freedom from
fear
? And he said, 'When the mind is conscious that it has
wrought
no evil, and when God directs it to all noble counsels.'
The king expressed his approval and asked another How he could always maintain a right
judgement
? And he replied, 'If he constantly set before his eyes the
misfortune
s which befall men and recognized that it is God who takes away prosperity from some and brings others to great honour and glory.'
The king gave a kindly reception to the man and asked the next to answer the question How he could avoid a life of
ease
and
pleasure
? And he replied, 'If he continually remembered that he was the ruler of a great
empire
and the lord of vast
multitude
s, and that his mind ought not to be occupied with other things, but he ought always to be considering how he could best promote their
welfare
. He must pray, too, to God that no duty might be neglected.'
Having bestowed praise upon him, the king asked the tenth How he could recognize those who were dealing
treacherous
ly with him? And he replied to the question, 'If he observed whether the bearing of those about him was natural and whether they maintained the proper rule of
precedence
at receptions and councils, and in their general
intercourse
, never going beyond the bounds of
propriety in
congratulations
or in other matters of
deportment
. But God will incline your mind, O King, to all that is noble.' When the king had expressed his loud approval and praised them all individually (amid the
plaudit
s of all who were present), they turned to the enjoyment of the feast.
And on the next day, when the opportunity offered, the king asked the next man, What is the
grossest
form of neglect? And he replied, 'If a man does not care for his children and devote every effort to their
education
. For we always pray to God not so much for ourselves as for our children that every
blessing
may be theirs. Our desire that our children may possess self-control is only realized by the power of God.'
The king said that he had spoken well and then asked another How he could be
patriotic
? 'By keeping before your mind,' he replied, 'the thought that it is good to
live
and
die
in one's own country. Residence abroad brings
contempt
upon the poor and shame upon the rich as though they had been
banish
ed for a crime. If you bestow benefits upon all, as you continually do, God will give you favour with all and you will be accounted patriotic.'
After listening to this man, the king asked the next in order How he could live
amicably
with his wife? And he answered, 'By recognizing that
womankind
are by nature headstrong and energetic in the pursuit of their own
desire
s, and subject to sudden changes of
opinion
through
fallacious
reasoning, and their nature is essentially weak. It is necessary to deal wisely with them
and not to provoke
strife
. For the successful conduct of life the steersman must know the goal toward which he ought to direct his course. It is only by calling upon the help of God that men can steer a true course of life at all times.'
The king expressed his agreement and asked the next How he could be free from
error
? And he replied, 'If you always act with
deliberation
and never give credence to slanders, but prove for yourself the things that are said to you and decide by your own judgement the requests which are made to you and carry out everything in the light of your judgement, you will be free from error, O King. But the knowledge and practice of these things is the work of the
Divine power
.'
Delighted with these words, the king asked another How he could be free from
wrath
? And he said in reply to the question, 'If he recognized that he had power over all even to inflict death upon them, if he gave way to wrath, and that it would be
useless
and
pitiful
if he, just because he was
lord
,
deprived many of life. What need was there for wrath, when all men were in
subjection
and no one was hostile to him? It is necessary to recognize that God rules the whole world in the spirit of kindness and without wrath at all, and you,' said he, 'O king, must of necessity copy His example.
The king said that he had answered well and then inquired of the next man, What is good
counsel
? 'To act well at all times and with due
reflection
,' he explained, 'comparing what is advantageous to our own policy with the injurious effects that would result from the adoption of the opposite view, in order that by weighing every point we may be well advised and our purpose may be accomplished. And most important of all, by the power of God every plan of yours will find fulfilment because you practice piety.'
The king said that this man had answered well, and asked another What is
philosophy
? And he explained, 'To deliberate well in reference to any question that emerges and never to be carried away by impulses, but to ponder over the injuries that result from the
passion
s, and to act rightly as the circumstances demand, practicing moderation. But we must pray to God to instil into our mind a regard for these things.'
The king signified his consent and asked another How he could meet with
recognition
when traveling abroad? 'By being fair to all men,' he replied, 'and by appearing to be
inferior
rather than
superior
to those amongst whom he was traveling. For it is a recognized principle that God by His very nature accepts the
humble
. And the human race loves those who are willing to be in subjection to them.'
Having expressed his approval at this reply, the king asked another How he could build in such a way that his
structure
s would endure after him? And he replied to the question, 'If his creations were on a great and noble scale, so that the
beholder
s would spare them for their beauty, and if he never dismissed any of those who wrought such works and never compelled others to minister to his
needs without wages. For observing how God provides for the human race, granting them health and mental capacity and all other gifts, he himself should follow His example by rendering to men a
recompense
for their
arduous
toil. For it is the deeds that are wrought in righteousness that abide continually.'
The king said that this man, too, had answered well and asked the tenth, What is the fruit of
wisdom
? And he replied, 'That a man should be conscious in himself that he has wrought no evil
and that he should live his life in the truth, since it is from these, O mighty King, that the greatest joy and
steadfastness
of soul and strong faith in God
accrue
to you if you rule your realm in piety.' And when they heard the answer they all shouted with loud
acclaim
, and afterwards the king in the fullness of his joy began to drink their healths.
And on the next day the banquet followed the same course as on previous occasions, and when the opportunity presented itself the king proceeded to put questions to the remaining guests, and
he said to the first, 'How can a man keep himself from
pride
?' And he replied, 'If he maintains
equality
and remembers on all occasions that he is a man ruling over men. And God brings the proud to
nought
, and exalts the
meek
and
humble
.'
The king spoke kindly to him and asked the next, Whom ought a man to select as his
counsellor
s? and he replied, ' Those who have been tested in many affairs and maintain unmingled
goodwill
towards him and partake of his own disposition. And God manifests Himself to those who are worthy that these ends may be attained.'
The king praised him and asked another, What is the most necessary
possession
for a king? 'The friendship and love of his subjects,' he replied, 'for it is through this that the bond of goodwill is rendered
indissoluble
. And it is God who ensures that this may come to pass in accordance with your wish.'
The king praised him and inquired of another, What is the goal of
speech
? And he replied, 'To convince your opponent by showing him his
mistake
s in a
well-ordered array of arguments
. For in this way you will win your hearer, not by opposing him, but by bestowing praise upon him with a view to
persuading
him. And it is by the power of God that persuasion is accomplished.'
The king said that he had given a good answer, and asked another How he could live
amicably
with the many different
race
s who formed the population of his kingdom? 'By acting the proper part towards each,' he replied, 'and taking righteousness as your guide, as you are now doing with the help of the
insight
which God bestows upon you.'
The king was delighted by this reply, and asked another 'Under what
circumstance
s ought a man to suffer
grief
?' 'In the misfortunes that befall our friends,' he replied, when we see that they are
protract
ed and
irremediable
. Reason does not allow us to grieve for those who are dead and set free from evil, but all men do grieve over them because they think only of themselves and their own advantage. It is by the power of God alone that we can escape all evil.'
The king said that he had given a fitting answer, and asked another, How is
reputation
lost? And he replied, When pride and unbounded
self-confidence
hold sway, dishonour and loss of reputation are
engender
ed. For God is the Lord of all reputation and bestows it where He will.'
The king gave his confirmation to the answer, and asked the next man, To whom ought men to
entrust
themselves? 'To those,' he replied, who serve you from goodwill and not from fear or self-interest, thinking only of their own gain. For the one is the sign of love, the other the mark of ill-will and time-serving. For the man who is always watching, for his own gain is a
traitor
at heart. But you possess the affection of all your subjects by the help of the good counsel which God bestows upon you.'
The king said that he had answered wisely, and asked another, What is it that keeps a kingdom
safe
? And he replied to the question, 'Care and
forethought
that no evil may be wrought by those who are placed in a position of
authority
over the people, and this you always do by the help of God who inspires you with grave judgement '.
The king spoke words of encouragement to him, and asked another, What is it that maintains
gratitude
and
honour
? And he replied, '
Virtue
, for it is the creator of good deeds, and by it evil is destroyed, even as you exhibit nobility of character towards all by the gift which God bestows upon you.'
The king graciously acknowledged the answer and asked the eleventh (since there were two more than seventy), How he could in time of war maintain
tranquillity
of soul? And he replied, 'By remembering that he had done no evil to any of his
subject
s, and that all would fight for him in return for the benefits which they had received, knowing that even if they lose their lives, you will care for those
dependent on them. For you never fail to make
reparation
to any - such is the kind-heartedness with which God has inspired you.' The king loudly applauded them all and spoke very kindly to them and then drank a long draught to the health of each, giving himself up to enjoyment, and
lavishing
the most generous and joyous friendship upon his guests.
On the seventh day much more extensive preparations were made, and many others were present from the different cities (among them a large number of
ambassador
s). When an opportunity occurred, the king asked the first of those who had not yet been questioned How he could avoid
being deceived by
fallacious
reasoning? and he replied, 'By noticing carefully the speaker, the thing spoken, and the subject under discussion, and by putting the same questions again after an interval in different forms. But to possess an alert mind and to be able to form a sound judgement in every case is one of the good gifts of God, and you possess it, O King.'
The king loudly applauded the answer and asked another, Why is it that the majority of men never become
virtuous
? 'Because,' he replied, 'all men are by nature
intemperate
and inclined to
pleasure. Hence, injustice springs up and a flood of
avarice
. The habit of virtue is a
hindrance
to those who are devoted to a life of pleasure because it enjoins upon them the preference of temperance and righteousness. For it is God who is the master of these things.'
The king said that he had answered well, and asked, What ought kings to
obey
? And he said, 'The laws, in order that by righteous
enactment
s they may restore the lives of men. Even as you by such conduct in
obedience
to the Divine command have laid up in store for yourself a perpetual
memorial
.'
The king said that this man, too, had spoken well, and asked the next, Whom ought we to appoint as
governor
s? And he replied, 'All who hate
wickedness
, and imitating your own conduct act righteously that they may maintain a good reputation constantly. For this is what you do, O mighty King,' he said, 'and it is God who has bestowed upon you the crown of righteousness.'
The king loudly acclaimed the answer and then looking at the next man said, Whom ought we to appoint as
officer
s over the forces?' And he explained, 'Those who excel in courage and righteousness and those who are more anxious about the safety of their men than to gain a victory by risking their lives through
rashness
. For as God acts well towards all men, so too you in imitation of Him are the benefactor of all your subjects.'
The king said that he had given a good answer and asked another, What man is worthy of
admiration
? And he replied, The man who is furnished with reputation and wealth and power and possesses a soul equal to it all. You yourself show by your actions that you are most worthy of admiration through the help of God who makes you care for these things.'
The king expressed his approval and said to another 'To what affairs ought kings to devote most
time
?' And he replied, 'To reading and the study of the records of official
journey
s, which are written in reference to the various kingdoms, with a view to the reformation and preservation of the subjects. And it is by such activity that you have attained to a glory which has never been approached by others, through the help of God who fulfils all your desires.'
The king spoke enthusiastically to the man and asked another How ought a man to occupy himself during his hours of
relaxation
and
recreation
? And he replied, 'To watch those plays which can be acted with
propriety
and to set before one's eyes scenes taken from life and enacted
with
dignity
and
decency
is profitable and appropriate. For there is some
edification
to be found even in these amusements, for often some desirable lesson is taught by the most insignificant affairs of life. But by practicing the utmost propriety in all your actions, you have shown that you are a philosopher and you are honoured by God on account of your virtue.'
The king, pleased with the words which had just been spoken, said to the ninth man, How ought a man to conduct himself at
banquet
s? And he replied, 'You should summon to your side men of learning and those who are able to give you useful hints with regard to the affairs of your kingdom and the lives of your subjects (for you could not find any theme more suitable or more
educative than this) since such men are dear to God because they have trained their minds to
contemplate
the noblest themes - as you indeed are doing yourself, since all your actions are directed by God.'
Delighted with the reply, the king inquired of the next man, What is best for the people? That a private citizen should be made king over them or a member of the
royal family
? And he
replied, He who is best by nature. For kings who come of royal
lineage
are often harsh and severe towards their subjects. And still more is this the case with some of those who have risen from the ranks of private citizens, who after having experienced evil and borne their share of
poverty, when they rule over multitudes turn out to be more cruel than the
godless
tyrant
s. But, as I have said, a good nature which has been properly trained is capable of ruling, and you are a great king, not so much because you excel in the glory of your rule and your wealth but rather because you have surpassed all men in
clemency
and
philanthropy
, thanks to God who has endowed you with these qualities.'
The king spent some time in praising this man and then asked the last of all, What is the greatest
achievement
in ruling an empire? And he replied, 'That the subjects should continually dwell in a state of
peace
, and that justice should be speedily administered in cases of
dispute
.
These results are achieved through the influence of the ruler, when he is a man who hates evil and loves the good and devotes his energies to saving the lives of men, just as you consider
injustice
the worst form of evil and by your just administration have fashioned for yourself an undying reputation, since God bestows upon you a mind which is pure and untainted by any evil.'
And when he ceased, loud and joyful applause broke out for some considerable time. When it stopped the king took a cup and gave a toast in honour of all his guests and the words which they had uttered. Then in conclusion he said, 'I have derived the greatest benefit from your presence.
I have
profit
ed much by the wise teaching which you have given me in reference to the art of ruling.' Then he ordered that three
talent
s of
silver
should be presented to each of them, and appointed one of his slaves to deliver over the money. All at once shouted their approval, and the banquet became a scene of joy, while the king gave himself up to a continuous round of
festivity
.
I have written at length and must crave your pardon
,
Philocrates
. I was astonished beyond measure at the men and the way in which on the spur of the moment they gave answers which
really needed a long time to
devise
. For though the questioner had given great thought to each particular question, those who replied one after the other had their answers to the questions ready at once and so they seemed to me and to all who were present and especially to the philosophers to be worthy of admiration. And I suppose that the thing will seem incredible to those who will
read my narrative in the future. But it is unseemly to misrepresent facts which are recorded in the public
archive
s. And it would not be right for me to transgress in such a matter as this. I tell the story just as it happened, conscientiously avoiding any error. I was so impressed by the force of their utterances, that I made an effort to consult those whose business it was to make
a record of all that happened at the royal audiences and banquets. For it is the custom, as you know, from the moment the king begins to transact business until the time when he retires to rest, for a record to be taken of all his sayings and doings - a most excellent and useful arrangement.
For on the following day the
minute
s of the doings and sayings of the previous day are read over before business commences, and if there has been any
irregularity
, the matter is at once set right.
I obtained therefore, as has been said, accurate information from the public records, and I have set forth the facts in proper order since I know how eager you are to obtain useful information.
Three days later
Demetrius
took the men and passing along the sea-wall, seven
stadia
long, to the island, crossed the bridge and made for the northern districts of
Pharos
. There he assembled them in a house, which had been built upon the sea-shore, of great beauty and in a secluded situation, and invited them to carry out the work of
translation
, since everything that they needed for the purpose
was placed at their disposal. So they set to work comparing their several results and making them agree, and whatever they agreed upon was suitably copied out under the direction of Demetrius.
And the session lasted until the ninth hour; after this they were set free to minister to their physical
needs. Everything they wanted was furnished for them on a lavish scale. In addition to this
Dorotheus
made the same preparations for them daily as were made for the king himself - for thus he had been commanded by the king. In the early morning they appeared daily at the Court, and
after saluting the king went back to their own place. And as is the custom of all the
Jew
s, they washed their hands in the sea and
pray
ed to God and then devoted themselves to reading and
translating the particular passage upon which they were engaged, and I put the question to them, Why it was that they washed their hands before they prayed? And they explained that it was a token that they had done no evil (for every form of activity is wrought by means of the hands) since in their noble and
holy
way they regard everything as a symbol of righteousness and truth.
As I have already said, they met together daily in the place which was delightful for its quiet and its brightness and applied themselves to their task. And it so chanced that the work of translation was completed in seventy-two days, just as if this had been arranged of set purpose.
When the work was completed, Demetrius collected together the Jewish population in the place where the translation had been made, and read it over to all, in the presence of the translators, who met with a great reception also from the people, because of the great benefits which they had
conferred upon them. They bestowed warm praise upon Demetrius, too, and urged him to have the whole law
transcribe
d and present a copy to their leaders.
After the books had been read, the
priest
s and the
elder
s of the translators and the Jewish community and the leaders of the people stood up and said, that since so excellent and sacred and accurate a translation had been made, it was only right that it should remain as it was and no
alteration
should be made in it. And when the whole company expressed their approval, they bade them pronounce a curse in accordance with their custom upon any one who should make any alteration either by adding anything or changing in any way whatever any of the words which had been written or making any
omission
. This was a very wise precaution to ensure that the book might be preserved for all the future time unchanged.
When the matter was reported to the king, he rejoiced greatly, for he felt that the design which he had formed had been safely carried out. The whole book was read over to him and he was greatly astonished at the spirit of the lawgiver. And he said to Demetrius, 'How is it that none of the
historian
s or the
poet
s have ever thought it worth their while to allude to such a wonderful
achievement?' And he replied, 'Because the law is sacred and of divine origin. And some of those who formed the intention of dealing with it have been smitten by God and therefore desisted from
their purpose.' He said that he had heard from
Theopompus
that he had been driven out of his mind for more than thirty days because he intended to insert in his history some of the incidents from the earlier and somewhat unreliable translations of the law. When he had recovered
a little, he besought God to make it clear to him why the misfortune had befallen him. And it was revealed to him in a dream, that from idle curiosity he was wishing to communicate
sacred
truths to common men, and that if he desisted he would recover his health. I have heard, too, from the lips
of
Theodektes
, one of the tragic poets, that when he was about to adapt some of the incidents recorded in the book for one of his plays, he was affected with
cataract
in both his eyes. And when he perceived the reason why the misfortune had befallen him, he prayed to God for many days and was afterwards restored.
And after the king, as I have already said, had received the explanation of Demetrius on this point, he did
homage
and ordered that great care should be taken of the books, and that they should
be sacredly guarded. And he urged the translators to visit him frequently after their return to
Judea
, for it was only right, he said, that he should now send them home. But when they came back, he
would treat them as friends, as was right, and they would receive rich presents from him. He ordered preparations to be made for them to return home, and treated them most munificently. He presented each one of them with three robes of the finest sort, two talents of gold, a
sideboard
weighing one talent, all the
furniture
for three
couch
es.
And with the escort he sent Eleazar ten couches with silver legs and all the necessary equipment, a sideboard worth thirty talents, ten robes,
purple
, and a magnificent crown, and a hundred pieces of the finest woven
linen
, also bowls and dishes, and two golden
beaker
s to be dedicated to God.
He urged him also in a letter that if any of the men preferred to come back to him, not to hinder them. For he counted it a great
privilege
to enjoy the society of such learned men, and he would rather lavish his wealth upon them than upon vanities.
And now Philocrates, you have the complete story in accordance with my promise. I think that you find greater pleasure in these matters than in the writings of the
mythologists
. For you are devoted to the study of those things which can benefit the soul, and spend much time upon it. I shall attempt to narrate whatever other events are worth recording, that by perusing them you may secure the highest reward for your
zeal
.
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