The Watergate Hotel is really a haunted amusement park.

I think this is why I walked like Nixon	The Nixon-Presley Meeting	And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!	Curses! Foiled again!
Watergate Salad	Water gate	Watergate	Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
If that wave comes	rack rate	Scooby-Doo	my hometown
theme park	Scooby Doobie Doo!

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