Findings:
- Letters to Dead Authors
- The author is dead. Long live the author.
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
- You never fought. You just died beautifully.
- interactive fiction never died
- He Never Died
- author
- author unknown
- The Author to Her Book
- Six Characters in Search of an Author
- I don't mind it when authors take their time
- Exchanging authors
- Don Quixote Author's Preface
- Don Quixote Author's Dedication
- Didymos Judas Thomas, Author of the Gospel of Thomas
- RimRod is a published author
- Pierre Menard, Author of the Quixote
- various authors
- Characters that the authors come to hate
- The Pilgrim's Progress: Author's Apology for his Book
- Author Function
- Everything Quests: Favourite Authors
- Famous authors as football announcers
- Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
- Light Hearted Author
- Authors who refuse to be photographed
- Analogies Between "the Author" and Power in Foucault
- Black Hand Over Europe - Author's Preface to the English Edition
- Author's Message
- Author, interrupted
- Stop quoting fiction as the author's own beliefs
- 100 Authors Against Einstein
- Read by the author
- Questioning the author's digestion
- The New, Short and Easy Method of Fencing : Author
- Exercises for Exchanging Authors (document)
- The Pilgrim's Progress: Author's Apology for the Second Book
- Expressing political views in Author field of Word files
- I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
- Webster's authors, pre-release edition (collaboration)
- The Death of the Author
- Author (user)
- Author, Author, Editor? (e2poll)
- Hidden Author (user)
- Society of Authors
- British Book Award for Author of the Year
- Hints for indy publishers, from a librarian
- Authors Guild
- British Book Award for Children's Author of the Year
- old author (user)
- 3-Step Marketing for Penniless Authors
- To promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts, by securing for limited Times to Authors and Inventors the exclusive Right to their respective Writings and Discoveries
- author removed writeup (notification)
- But the last half of the book is blank, and the author is gone.
- Handgun Basics for Authors
- Lies New Authors Tell Themselves
- Facebook for Authors
- references to high school in the 80's as if it were a common factor between the author and reader
- The past is never dead. It's not even past.
- Who died here?
- I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
- Thai Dyed Suicide
- Something inside has died
- Never pick a fight with a dead man.
- The Night the Reindeer Died
- The day the FIAT died
- The rabbit died
- Tonight I Almost Died
- April Trolls Day III - The Day the Music Died
- dys (user)
- Divorced beheaded died, divorced beheaded survived
- he just died
- The only good Nazi is a dead Nazi.
- Convincing your girlfriend that you died so she'll learn to appreciate you
- My drug dealer died last week
- One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
- Oh yeah, and my dad died.
- A man has died
- Seven mice, forced to listen to music by The Prodigy, died
- The flowers of our love had died under the hot sun of time
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- I died a little inside, and now I reek of death
- died bcause of you (user)
- When she died
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- the dreams that should have died
- Diabetes erectile dy (user)
- the daisies that died when you picked them
- The Man who Died
- only the hissing of the dead
- Jesus died cursing
- Everything Died on the Vine That Summer
- The Night the Music Died
- George Floyd Died for Our Sin
- She said her father died of cancer in the sixties
- I only crashed into your house a few times, come on
- Some thoughts on vague measurements; this will only take a few moments.
- Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
- The only girlfriend I never slept with
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- The only date I never went on
- It Was a Beautiful Day When Aunt Norma Died
- Mandy would be happy if i died
- if a bird is never free from his cage, then his world is only his name
- Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
- If I only had a brain
- i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
- Dys-
- These lips died for your sins
- The day the music died
- Only dead fish swim with the stream
- dy/dx
- Peter died clean
- Outrun a speeding train
- We only use 10% of our brain
- The Day that ______ Died
- The only good Indian is a dead Indian
- The day my mom died
- He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
- The day Hal died
- Dy
- Tie dyed sunshine toilet
- The Death of Friedrich Nietzsche
- How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
- He died on a Sunday morning
- The Day the Country Died
- The Field Where I Died
- The Dog It Was That Died
- John Scopes Died for Your Sins
- Why hasn't Real Media died yet?
- If I died right now
- The Night Pat Murphy Died
- How my favorite Grandma died
- The Music Never Stopped: Roots of the Grateful Dead
- Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
- DYY
- My mother just died
- No one has died
- Substitutes for Love III
- Epitaph, upon a Child that died
- dyed in the wool
- The operation succeeded but the patient died
- The day I died
- My grandma died yesterday. Did she die?
- Jesus died for somebody's sins, but not mine
- Many Bothans died to bring us this information
- How to comfort someone whose parent has died
- SPI Died For Your Sins
- How the music died
- People who died laughing
- We light candles on the day she died
- Kassi Dy (user)
- dy (user)
- I lived and I died, and the cats are still jumping through hoops
- God died a long time ago
- never trust a minty brained man
- Warning: All my creative writing teachers died young
- St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
- The Decade Music Died
- You died for me
- Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don’t know.
- Epitaph of a Young Poet Who Died Before Having Achieved Success
- Brain dead
- Many have died; you also will die.
- My Thoughts Died Today
- My dad died
- Am I dying? Have I died?
- The fire behind their eyes died slowly and silently until nothing but the shells remained
- My brain and I have never fully communicated
- Stuff for pseudointellectual college grads (e2poll)
- insane brain noise
- Brain Drain (user)
- brain augmentation
- Unix brain damage
- We are the trains of thought that move through everything's brain
- positronic brain
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