Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "The average woman, as I have said, is a despot; the average man is a serf."

• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
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• Average Joe (user)
• the average number of fixed points of a permutation is 1
• load average
• How many different species live on or in the average human body?
• 90% of people think they are of above average intelligence
• Thanksgiving for your average noder (except me, of course)
• Law of averages
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• Smarter than the average bear
• .400 batting average
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• Nosferatu (with C/Average)
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• Average Atmospherocepalic Bureaucrat in the Act of Milking a Cranial Harp
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• My Life Is Average
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• The dangers of using the average without context
• How the lack of flying cars is connected with the green fuzz between EDB's toes and the average annual rainfall in West Bulgaria
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
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• A man needs a woman like a bicycle needs a fish
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex
• In the Fifties, a visitor from Great Britain to New York City notices a young Black woman driving a limousine. A portly middle-aged man, race undetermined, is in the back. Tell her story.
• Bean Woman and Corn Man
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• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
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• Woman's Gotta Have It
• Front porch, what should have been said
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• Have you ever made a just man?
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Once you have tasted flight: In defense of manned space travel
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
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• times when i have said: i wanted to write
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• Strange things homeless people have said to me
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• And since the games are said to have gone, we are waiting for the war.
• Snakes on a Plane: Clinton did not have conversations with that woman
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Ten commandments of man, given to woman
• Repent, Harlequin! Said the Tick-Tock Man
• Shouldn't Have Said That I should NOT have said that
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• Man Smart, Woman Smarter
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• A Man Said to the Universe
• The ironic fate of Terry Gilliam, the man who should not have left La Mancha
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• "Think as I think," said a man
• Woman Driving, Man Sleeping
• Man Stroke Woman
• John 3:16 was said to one man, at night
• There was a man and a woman
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• Man's love is of man's life a part; it is a woman's whole existence.
• one man's summer is another woman's winter
• A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
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• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
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• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
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• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• She's Gotta Have It
• Justice and piety have vanished
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• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
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• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• You have a big finger
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• I have no faith in your God
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• Warrior's Woman
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
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• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Why males have nipples
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• We're trying to have a baby
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?

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