Findings:

• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• We need more barbers, Goddammit
• you can look closer forever and there is always more
• Warning: This cake looks more like meatloaf
• Just Fifteen More Minutes, Honest... (e2poll)
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• Every time I look at this picture, I feel a little more in love
• Painting a rock to make it look more like a rock
• When I look at him I could eat a thousand tomato sandwiches
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• Samuel Barber
• Patricia Barber
• Barber fish
• Barber Paradox
• Barber shop
• Who shaves the barber?
• Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
• barber pole
• The Story of the Barber's Fifth Brother
• Theodoric of York, Medieval Barber
• Stories from the Barber Shop
• Andrea Barber
• The Barber of Seville
• Red Barber
• Barber Dime
• Barber Quarter Dollar
• Sleeping barber problem
• Barber's Itch
• Caesar Barber
• Glynis Barber
• Charles Barber
• The Barber
• Anthony Barber
• Frances Barber
• The barber surgeon
• Barber college
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• him
• To let him know
• Leave him in an empty room with a tape recorder
• as much as time to him reveals
• How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
• How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
• Better him than me
• Crown Him with Many Crowns
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• For Him I Sing
• Just give him the damned fish
• Never be without remembrance of Him
• It's never him
• Language of the dead
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
• That Thou Art Mindful Of Him
• You can't see a man die hundreds of times and not think him immortal
• Divine hunger sustains him
• Then I poked him in his sunburn
• then I hugged him
• I refute him thus!
• I mean these words come out of him like the right music
• I ain't mad at him
• Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
• Peace be upon him
• She thought about giving him her heart
• Is she really going out with him?
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• You want that I should rough him up?
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• Little boy every man has hiding inside of him
• Jen, I really hate him
• The one he murdered once still loves him
• To Him Who Waits
• He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
• Why have you shot him for pounding a corn hat?
• And we killed him and he's dead.
• By the way, where'd you meet him?
• a poem for a boy before I met him
• For Webster 1913, whenever I may find him
• Heart! We Will Forget Him!
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
• I'm not sharing him
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• An Ode for Him
• Can I eat him, boss?
• To the Not Impossible Him
• If there is a God, I want him on Speed Dial.
• When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
• I found him in my head, reading starlight
• death passed him by
• I did not tell him, instead I kept it private like a secret hug
• Praise the Lord! Ye Heavens, Adore Him
• To Anthea, who may command him Anything
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
• The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: Evangelist directs him
• She's All My Fancy Painted Him
• The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: The sights there shown him
• When I think of him now I can smell horses
• How Till Eulenspiegel's mother told him to learn a trade
• She Misses Him
• I married him because he was not mean
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• My self-image hurts him
• I was Chris to him
• Don't feel bad to call him black
• kill him dead; don't call me
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• I climbed the stairs behind him, without any reason to follow
• The sparkle of this angled blossoming was invading the Earth, and Vug said, "It's spring!" I kissed him.
• Send him to Detroit!
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• Later that night: Both of us crying, him sometimes yelling.
• Of course, first you have to kill him
• His Infernal Majesty
• A day without him is three months long
• To Him She Is A Beauty
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• It took the helpless maidens to make him a knight of chivalry
• His mind went blank against the flesh next to him
• his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
• The Mojave Desert spit him out, and the Pacific Ocean swallowed him, half-chewed
• I wanted to touch him so badly that it made my fingertips burn
• Lui: A View of Him
• A day without him is three years long
• As Nature Made Him
• HIM (user)
• Seeking the recluse but not finding him
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• I've come to bury Caesar, not to praise him
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
• him da best (user)
• a well-placed nail to the temporal lobe guarantees him a lifetime of first impressions
• Worship Him
• Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
• I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• It was the tree that gave him away.
• Why for you kick my dog and call him fuck off?
• H-I-M (user)
• Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
• A poem for when I loved him
• What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
• Loved him before anyone else thought of him at all
• I know him cince I k (user)
• At night, she still believes in him
• a constant, low wind trembles through him, catching his words and sending them out into the world
• I didn't love him until I feared I would lose him. One does not love breathing.
• I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
• better off with him than here with me
• I hadn't told him
• I never heard him say "I love you"
• o come let us adore him
• What makes him so goddamned special?
• Him, the harbinger of Nothing
• hims (user)
• With him it was always like
• I'm Stalking Him Electronically
• Zip him back up, he sucks.
• Inspiring Him
• i smile at him
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• i love him (user)
• I never saw him again
• Praise Him, O Praise Him
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• Let him gather thee cherries that got thee with child
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• Kissing Him
• Tell him, she told me
• We're gonna find the bastard and "reward" him.
• him will I blot out of my book
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• She could not live with or without him

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