Findings:
- I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
- Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
- The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
- Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
- In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
- the only comfort we could ever have
- She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
- The best magic trick you've ever seen
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- I have seen the elephant
- Imagine the prettiest thing you've ever seen. Now make it glow.
- These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
- Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
- A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
- Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
- Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
- Have You Ever Walked?
- Have you ever made a just man?
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
- Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
- But I have seen the sun just once
- Have you ever been illusioned?
- If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
- evers (user)
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- Your shoulder is the most comfortable thing I've ever slept on
- Justice and piety have vanished
- Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
- I have Jesus in my asshole, does that count?
- A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- Where the streets have no name
- Laugh when you have been listening well
- Things Fairy Tales have taught me
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- Madmen have a world all their own
- Art has an actual purpose
- You stole what they would have given you
- I have lost many things, so many
- What pornos would have us believe
- It could have been me
- How to "Have People"
- I have crossed over the geek girl line
- I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
- Have got
- Intellectual property laws have gone too far
- We have a map of the piano
- we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
- This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- We are the people we have been waiting for.
- you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
- things you wouldn't have believed
- They have no bones.
- All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
- You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
- beer commercial
- Self-incriminating commercials
- commercial software
- Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
- What ever happened to all the fun in the world
- As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
- All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
- Ever Onward
- Don't work at a golf course
- My most disturbing dream ever
- This is the worst vacation ever! I am going to cut open your forehead with a roofing shingle!
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- Let them have Festivas
- I have asked my library to ban a book
- What Have They Done to the Rain?
- Why I have tinnitus
- If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
- I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
- Women athletes shouldn't have to compare themselves to men for acceptance
- I never thought I'd have something to say
- Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
- If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
- My words are the only gift I have for you
- Have you come here to play Jesus, as I did?
- Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
- I love you so much that I have to break up with you
- I guess that I am the one who has changed
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- Sex in a small car
- The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
- Why black women have so few wrinkles
- Cookies have more calories than TNT
- It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
- My mom has the Pope, my dad has my mom, and I have the sky
- The end is near. Have your cameras ready.
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- The rather religious attitude certain people have towards food
- i have to get out
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- I HAVE CANDY GET IN THE VAN
- the slightest movements which I make have begun to squeeze pure blood from my kidneys again
- I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- Commercials depress me
- Logically flawed anti-drug commercials
- ever
- fading lost soul marked by this, an ever bleeding eye, a single tear
- The first dollar I ever made
- Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
- The harshest winter ever
- Could man be drunk for ever
- The Most Evil Birthday Party Ever
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- I have no faith in your God
- When we have reached the end of time and light
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- Strange things homeless people have said to me
- I have one whole anus
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- Why have you shot him for pounding a corn hat?
- How we have grown apart
- we have to talk
- Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
- When you know things are just meant to be
- 80's bands that have survived
- Where the water for the flood could have come from
- I miss you can I have the ground back now
- The days of wonder have come at last
- Peanut butter broccoli rice business to have for lunch
- Did Adam and Eve Have Navels?
- I have pushed many humans I have shoved many more
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
- We have come to the first bump in the road
- You have won second prize in a beauty contest! Collect $10.
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
- Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
- Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- Who Has Seen the Wind?
- Sprite commercials
- The first radio commercial
- The Commercial Album
- Worst episode ever
- The best line I ever used
- The most perfect thing you can ever do
- What ever happened to Prince Charming?
- Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
- Jeane, if you're ever in Portland
- Anathema comes ever to mind when thinking of you.
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- Only open if you have already decided not to accept our offer.
- the innocent have nothing to fear
- you have perfect teeth
- Windows 9x does not have true memory protection
- Professors who have contempt for their students
- Till We Have Faces
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- If I win the bet, you have to pay me
- Are tears all I have to look forward to?
- You will have to fill in your own blank
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