Findings:
- The Only Song I've Ever Written
- Unauthorized use of a time machine
- Only a matter of time
- The time I've lost in wooing
- Smartest thing I've ever read on Reddit
- I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
- For recreational use only
- Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
- Women are writing what men used to write and men are writing what women used to write
- I've already forgotten the examples, and only the feeling remains
- No, and I've always wanted to go. I memorized the inscription one time in school.
- For the first time ever, glad to see the red and blue lights
- They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking.
- The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
- The best line I ever used
- If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes
- The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
- Bodies, for we are only women
- For Official Use Only at the NSA
- pointless HTML in email
- The bravest man I've ever known
- How to know if you will ever experience time travel
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- Why I don't use the phrase "African-American"
- Over time, the metaphor becomes literal. Eventually, we will wish for the figurative meaning, but left with only the chilling reality.
- (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
- Use only as directed
- It's as if the fact that language can only ever provide an approximate representation of reality somehow makes reality inadequate.
- Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
- Use of "women" as an adjective
- The saddest funeral I've ever performed
- The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
- You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
- Happily ever after, without the happily, only the after
- The Only Thing That Ever Has
- Miles, baby, hundreds of highways and truckstops I've used.
- The boldest lie I've ever heard
- I've bought a watch to time your beauty
- I've spent too much time leading horses to water
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- I've been dead a long time
- only honest knives are found buried in backs
- Your shoulder is the most comfortable thing I've ever slept on
- These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
- For Professional Use Only
- Linux is free only if your time has no value
- Only women bleed
- For external use only
- The most interesting job I've ever had
- We only use 10% of our brain
- Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
- Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
- Women only like me for my mind
- the only time wasted is time spent believing you are wasting your time
- I only crashed into your house a few times, come on
- for a limited time only
- Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
- i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
- This is the oldest I've ever been
- Productive use of time in lecture
- You couldn't use a time machine to visit the 13th century
- Best smoke I've ever had
- I've been smoking ever since
- dr's Hospital Adventure : showering with three women at the same time
- only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- Never use the phrase "dark night"
- Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
- If women ever show teeth in a quiet greeting, it is considered a threat.
- The only place I ever go is the grocery store.
- the only comfort we could ever have
- The tired scrawl of every word I've ever called my own.
- They all lived happily ever after
- ever
- Now more than ever
- The best teacher I ever had
- Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
- Don't ever lend out your pants
- Worst episode ever
- The worst children's book ever
- The cruelest thing you've ever done
- Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
- Does this ever go away?
- Medgar Evers
- I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
- Live the greatest story ever told
- Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
- Best Math Books Ever Written
- The worst name ever
- fading lost soul marked by this, an ever bleeding eye, a single tear
- The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
- The most beautiful computer ever
- The Craziest Lady to Ever Grace a Burger King Drive-Thru
- Have You Ever Walked?
- The Most Disappointing Joke Ever
- Slashdot Troll's Greatest Hits
- The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
- The most disturbing thing I ever saw
- Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
- Probably the saddest thing ever
- Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
- dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
- Don't you ever go to work?
- Will I ever know?
- the hottest it has ever been
- Have you ever been illusioned?
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- What ever happened to all the fun in the world
- Dick Green
- Nothing ever changes
- Whatever and Ever Amen
- Ever felt that?
- Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
- No one was ever fired for buying IBM
- The most confusing bet ever
- It won't ever remember what you choose to forget
- Soulmates who will never ever meet again
- Same as it Ever Was
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- No one ever listens to the bassist
- Was it ever there?
- The biggest bottle of tequila I ever saw
- The Greatest Snowball That I Ever Witnessed
- Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
- The greatest paper ever written
- Can pleasing sight, misfortune ever bring?
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- There's no such thing as happily ever after.
- The best magic trick you've ever seen
- All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
- Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
- The best comeback ever
- Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
- Have you ever made a just man?
- Nobody should ever see another's porn collection
- The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
- Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
- Greatest Story Ever Told
- The most perfect thing you can ever do
- The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
- Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
- No one will ever love you for your honesty
- Best Death Ever
- The Greatest Story Ever Told
- No government can ever give you freedom
- Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
- The Road Goes Ever On
- All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
- The greatest drill command ever
- The First Ever E2 Triple Noder Birthday Bash (and Central Florida Cabal gathering)!
- cries of men and the shrieks of women
- The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
- ever (user)
- How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
- The last cigarette I'll ever smoke
- Don't work at a golf course
- This will be the hardest thing you ever do
- You can become as successful as the most successful person ever
- Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
- I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
- Johnny Evers
- The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
- Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?
- first ever Round Valley Day of Gluttony and Tippling
- The harshest winter ever
- You, born of the water, could you ever live far from the sea?
- Snow-white solstice in Switzerland: first ever helvetic nodermeet
- risk assessment in the brain and the dumbest thing you ever did before age 25
- Shortest science fiction story ever
- Roller Derby
- Best Week Ever
- Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
- If I ever lose my legs
- All you ever dream
- Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
- Just in case you ever wondered..
- Longest science fiction story ever
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