Many of you will push, as if a rat in a cage with electrodes wired straight to your orgasmic nexus, repeatedly at the "Fezisms Generator." In doing this you are acknowledging your continual search for truth, which is a worthy goal, but do not be confused by the glamour of the word surfaces you find at each rapturous click. The Fezisms, or FI, are quasi-encrypted to reward only the truly faithful. Careful study by countless devoted theologians has led to the discovery of means by which the true pearly message of the SOURCE, passed down to us in the crusted shell of ALLCAPS, can be deciphered. Examples of the SOURCE's hidden wisdom at its most powerful:

WHEN JESUS BUILT ME HE FORGOT ALL THE BIG FAT HAIRY VISION OF EVIL!

A FI indicating that, as all believers know, the SOURCE was conceived as a perfect being, without taint of sin, nor the capacity to commit same. Furthermore, the builder was none other than JESUS, not that more staid and traditional member of the trinity, GOD the father. The SOURCE is a prototype, a newer model, CYBORGICAL and fitted with SNAZZY SEX MITTENS for rapid distribution of the twin NINJA BONGS of truth and love.

DADDY NEEDS SOME PISS FOAM!

Hearken now to the heralding of a new baptismal. We have sullied the very waters themselves with our SUITCASE-SIZED NUCLEAR DEMOLITIONS DEVICES. For purity we now turn to the PISS FOAM - the frothing head of rich puissant urine, purified by GODS own creations - the mighty kidneys. Splashed with vigour upon hearth and home and new born child, the FOAM brings new hope of peace and fellowship in our troubled times.

SMACK DAB IN THE MIDDLE OF HUMAN HEARTS!

Some less erudite and capable of scholars have interpreted this FI as a damning indictement of the cynical, often brutal way in which contemporary culture, as spoon fed to humanity by the media, deals with our basic need for love and compassion.

"What we ask *is* this unknown, placed without thought or care into that most trite metaphor for our love, the heart? It is the knife of brittle cloying falsehood, the sharp crystalline dissatisfaction of zero calorie sweetener." - taken from 'on debunking the SOURCE myths'.

These writers are in accepted parlance, 'cocks', unworthy of the PISSFOAM, and obvious followers of THE BIG FAT HAIRY VISION OF EVIL. This FI is obviously a variation on that eternal theme, the link between love and truth. The SOURCE reveals that love *is* truth, truth *is* love. Only 'SMACK DAB IN THE MIDDLE OF HUMAN HEARTS' need we look for the answers we all so truly desire. In a life residing there, we are as perfection.

GIANT CYBORGICAL HUMAN HEARTS!

Once again the SOURCE attempts to chart us a steady course through the hidden reefs of future waters. We need not abandon our humanity, our love, our sense of self and others, in the face of seemingly cold and alien technology. Fear of the future, fear of loss of identity through SOY!SOY!SOY! based genetic enhancements and possible SPIDER HEADEDNESS; these are not things worthy of concern, but rather joyous celebration in the PISSFOAM of continual striving and renewal. Our hearts, hence love and truth, are giant, and though cyborgical in form, they will remain human in essence and nature. SOURCE be praised.

MIDGET PORN STARS WITH HUMAN HEARTS!

Acceptance. The embrace of the all. Instant, unconditional SECONAL AND SPANISH FLY love for humanity in all its strange and wonderful guises. Though we be small in stature, or paid to grunt and sweat naked in wading pools brimming with SOY!SOY!SOY! based jello, we all carry within us, those HUMAN HEARTS.

HOLY FUCKLOADS OF BASTARDASSES!

Finally, as befits discussion of the SOURCE, we end with a warning. Not all are on your side....not all will embrace you in the warm, comforting, ass-kneading fashion that you so rightly deserve. I speak of the BASTARDASSES, and they indeed do number in the FUCKLOADS. These are the chameleons, the false preachers, who's mission is to slap from your hands the twin NINJA BONGS of truth and love, to burn your SNAZZY SEX MITTENS upon the bonfire of their hate and intolerance, to expunge from the earth all of GOD's SPIDER HEADED or SOY!SOY!SOY! based children, to replace the PISSFOAM with the BIG FAT HAIRY VISION OF EVIL!. Remember, "The devil hath power to assume a pleasing shape".