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I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
just like the seed, i don't know where to go
Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
If you keep going into the barbershop you'll end up getting a haircut
See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
"Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
Listen, we ended up ruined. I find my answers where I can.
Where we're headed, you'll be looking backwards
You have to live like you'll miss the end
You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
the linear and the docile go feral at her command. we're on the run from rogue rivers and predatory trains.
Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
Where does my body end and the air begin?
Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
All Dressed up with Nowhere to Go
How the universe will end
All dressed up and nowhere to go
Where do you want to go today?
I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
how long does it go (user)
not if you were the last dandy on earth
i am always searching. like a plant, i thirst forever. i cannot get enough of the light.
I'd Like To Go Alone
Straight girls who go to strip clubs
That too long hour never dim enough until sleep
How did I end up here?
this is why you always leave me, this is why you'll never go
Hey, boys, up go we!
Bay shaped like bull's testicles
candle smoke and christmas spice leapt up their noses like cardamom cats
Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
Anger, shaped like a man
Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
Your rights end where my feelings begin
We're all Borf in the End
We all gonna end up meeting at the finishing line
where the truth ends and the lies begin
Your right to swing your fist ends where my nose begins
The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
Oh, The Places You'll Go!
Exactly old enough, exactly young enough
Where people go when people die
Go like the clappers
We had to go away ... and dream it all up again
Where do young men go to dissipate?
Exactly Where I'm At
I hold you where no one else can go
If there were more people like you, there would be less people
and they were delighted and eager to go on with tireless curiosity
Where do we go from here?
I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
Drinking is like daring the universe to kick my ass
If the real world were like the internet
What if the universe is like the Game of Life?
Nothing like a crazy uncle to look up to
And her legs went on forever, like staring up at infinity
We like to stay up late at night
Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
go ugly early and you'll never go home alone
His voice is like something from a distant age, the voice of the earth itself, the voice of a tree, the voice of a stone.
The iMac looks like the ass end of the New Beetle
Great holes secretly are digged where earth's pores ought to suffice, and things have learnt to walk that ought to crawl.
but the worm ended up killing them too
D.R. & Quinch go to Earth
The things you own end up owning you
I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
the words were enough
Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
We're Humans from Earth
even the human lived long enough to worship the seasons
True love has waited long enough
To boldly go where no man has gone before
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
Go up against
Where My Books Go
Where I go when I masturbate
You can't tell sleep where to go
When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
Where do they go? (The words unsaid)
Where Go the Boats?
Where to go for help with punctuation
every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
The Long Earth
Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
Would you like a Wah-Burger to go with those Crys?
This is my universe. Go find your own sandbox.
sometimes i go outside and stand in the sun and look up at the sky and pretend i'm a tree
Where does the song go when the needle is lifted?
Going Where No Man Should Go
I thought paper cuts were like lightning
Where the Ghosts Go
the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
I like to take up space
War is like walking off a very long cliff
If you like X, you'll like Y
Tied up tight, like a bride on her wedding night
I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
Every Tuesday, I dress as a 46-year old woman and waitress at a diner on route 27. This is the meaning of life.
I paved paradise, and put up this, like, bigass parking lot
It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
the leaves fell like raindrops when you touched the earth
Deals well with ambiguity: a savagely long writeup about why boys are not like girls and other things
Since his eyes were like perfect packed suitcases
The universe is flickering like my television set
Where does the laughter go?
Here's the thing about trying to blow up the Earth
There are more stars in the universe than grains of sand on earth
symbiotic relations with The Universe & Earth
This end up ^
Where the Sidewalk Ends
Somehow, somewhere, someone I went to school with will end up in porn
where the marks should end
Kisses your lips like the world is about to end
This end up
You'll come to a sticky end
Fireflies are like stars on Earth
to that end they offer you their bare bellies. pick up the knife.
Party like it's the end of the world
You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
He made a felon of himself and ended up a box in our spare room.
Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
in the end it was better that we were apart
Where Law Ends
When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
Although Of Course You End Up Becoming Yourself
Some days it seems like the sun is landing on the earth
Trying to keep up with technology, when the quiet full moon is momentarily more than enough
The Man Whose Teeth Were All Exactly Alike
Why is everybody exactly like me?
Smart enough to get into the Ivy League, not good enough to go to Stanford
A yin yang with smiley faces where the dots should go
To boldly go where no one has gone before
Where do disappearing socks go?
D.R. & Quinch go Straight
Astro City #5
No matter where you go, there you are
answer: where did the other square go?
What it is like to go without and then, to not, even in a small way
I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
old chestnut: where did the other square go?
Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
Where to go swimming in the Rhine
The mites go up and the tights come down
Go where there is no snow
Where do memories go to sharpen their daggers?
Where do discarded return values from functions really go?
I would like to step out of my heart and go walking beneath the enormous sky
Where whores go to die
Where do butterflies go when it rains?
I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
You wanna go where everybody knows your name
Where Do You Go To (My Lovely)?
Go get your wings, the rain is letting up
Where Did The Days Go?
The Earth is blue like an orange
If there's hell below we're all going to go
Where plastic bags go to die
don't go to bed without knowing what your enemies taste like.
Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
Oh, you'll never go to heaven
giant surface music falling to earth like jewels from the sky

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