There are roughly three billion women in the world, most of whom won't even return my calls

What if a girl suddenly got a guy's body?	You are on a list of four who are allowed. You are number four.	I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking.	So how did you two meet?
Vaguely erotic encounters on the number 8 bus	I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.	Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes	The smell of lost loves
For a good time, call your partner, not that 900 number	The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies	The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.	I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
I am tired of trying to change the world one person at a time	Boobies do not make the world go round	Female Growth Chart	Strangers talk to me
If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?	You've Got Stalkers	Dad, please stop doing user searches on me	Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery
E2 drank my beer, and I don't think it's fair	The Book I Haven't Read	As if that were possible, and oh the bitter-sweetness of trying	A dance on the dark side

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