Findings:

• there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
• I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
• There was a man and a woman
• A Woman Who Never Was
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• there is a dead woman who lives beside us
• Was it ever there?
• Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
• There was a cold day
• she is the sort of woman who, when put to the magnifying glass, refused to burn
• The Man Who Wasn't There
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• for one who does no evil, there is no ill
• There was a man with tongue of wood
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• The woman who walked in a straight line
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Before you, there was me
• Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• Who Will Be There
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
• I am the one who stood beside you and smiled
• A virtuous woman was a manly woman, in the womanly fashion of being manly
• There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• There Once Was a Farmer
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• Who's There?
• There Was a Desert in My Head
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• Hello? Who's There?
• There once was a girl named Irene
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• No shit, there I was
• It was men who made breasts into a secret.
• a woman who knows nothing
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• Who Was the Wine Girl?
• Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
• The Woman Who Fell to Earth
• The Woman Who Sat on a Toilet and Wouldn't Get Off
• The Woman Who Loves Giraffes
• a woman who fell through the cracks
• The Man Who Was (user)
• I remember, there was one
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• There was a land where lived no violets
• There is likely no one left who remembers
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• Was There a Time
• I was there
• Before inertia, there was impetus
• In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• There was a time before
• There were many who went in huddled procession
• There was a baby in China
• If there is a wise woman, it is her
• Why, Martha, for the longest time there was no railway station in Slough!
• There Was No Leak
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• Once there was a way...
• There was once a Man
• How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
• And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
• I worked at the mall in the 80s. There was a cult that used to recruit out on the front steps.
• relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
• Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
• Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• The Man Who Was Thursday
• The Tale of a Youth who set out to learn what Fear was
• I met a girl in the garden who was doomed to die the next day.
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• The kind of woman who doesn't need catching
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• I Fell In Love With A Girl Who Was Already Gone.
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• if music were a woman
• The kind of woman who eats ice cream in February
• She's the kind of woman who
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• The Woman Who Gave Birth to Rabbits
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• A rich woman who hated worms, a lawyer, and my husband's memories
• Woman who anoints Jesus
• The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives in Your Home
• I am a woman who does not like assholes
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• There was a moment of drunken silence
• Where's the kaboom?
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• There was a young lady of Riga
• There Was a Child Went Forth
• There Was a Man of Double Deed
• The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
• One hour there was sunlight
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• and there was this girl
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• There once was a man from St. Paul
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• There Was A Friend
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• The moon slides down the stair, to see who's there
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• There was a rose that faded young
• Somewhere there is one who remembers.
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• A knock there was upon the door
• Who Goes There?
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• There's a girl in New York City who calls herself the human trampoline
• There once was a chicken named Alice
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• Unfortunately, there was no applause
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• There was a little girl
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• There was no one waiting for me...
• Knock knock who's there oh it's you
• is there no one who answers the call?
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• There was a time when I was a better person
• There's a woman inside my stereo
• There was always the blue of you
• There is no man in the sky who cares what we eat and drink and fuck
• The People Who Used to Live There
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• there was more poetry in her shopping lists than in any of my rhymes
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is doing time
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• The boy who was picked last in gym class
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• The Princess who was Hidden Underground
• Of the Birth of Volsung, the Son of Rerir, who was the Son of Sigi
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
• There was an old lady
• Warrior's Woman
• Today I looked Death in the eyes and smiled
• There is only ONE God
• There are four lights
• There is no happy ending
• Are we there yet?
• There is infinite hope, but not for us
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• There is no such thing as a free lunch

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